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lexlefty

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For the bowler who has everything
« on: September 29, 2004, 02:15:56 PM »
The NeimanMarcus Christmas catalog is out, featuring the perfect gift for the bowler has everything: the His and Her Bowling Alley.  It is a 5,000 square foot, bowling and entertainment center.  It includes four regulation lanes (two for Him, two for Her), self-diagnostic pin-setting systems, automated large screen video scoring monitors, movable seating banquettes, His and Hers shoes (each in sizes 1-16), 36 regulation balls in a variety of weights and colors, two styles of pins (including glow-in-the-dark pins) and plenty of extras, even electronic bumper guards, so everyone has a chance to taste the thrill of victory.
• The computerized multimedia system includes two large-screen plasma TVs, a rocking integrated stereo sound system, and a karaoke machine.
• Screen your favorite movies, show home videos, watch sporting events, or surf the Internet at your leisure.
• He can have the guys over for poker, and she can throw the baby shower around the fully equipped snack bar and dining area.
• Bar and dining area includes beer taps, a three-bay cooler, and a full wet bar.
• Our exclusive package includes lessons from professional bowlers, training for the systems, neon lighting, and custom graphics over the lanes.

For more information, or to order your very own, just link over to http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook/christmasbook.jhtml?&cmCat=navpromo

Happy shopping bowlers!  All of this can be yours for only $1.45 million.

 

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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2004, 10:20:02 PM »
Where can I paypal?
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2004, 11:08:00 PM »
s it that anit nothing, i got 2 lanes which is all i need. with the oil machine and everything so i can practice diff shots everyday.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2004, 11:13:55 PM »
you have 2 lanes?!
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2004, 11:18:03 PM »
Just ordered mine, it will be here next weekend...
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2004, 11:25:04 PM »
I wonder how much it would be to put 2 ordinary lanes into your house that would rock.
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2004, 11:44:41 PM »
quote:
I wonder how much it would be to put 2 ordinary lanes into your house that would rock.



Ask Gary Payton.  He did it.
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2004, 01:18:46 PM »
Two complete lanes with installation, Scorers, wiring and all that would be about 60-70,000.  Throw in a good oil machine and you're nearing 90-100,000
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Re: For the bowler who has everything
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2004, 03:15:21 PM »
Woot, I have something to save up for!!
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