Well I just got home from work, at 12:25pm. I get hoe and see a bowling ball laying in the front yard. So I walk over to it and it is my D/T Cure (Retired but ready to come out anytime I needed it), The ball is cracked all of the way around. I go inside and ask my wife, what happened. She says go talk to your kids. Apparenty my son and his friend thought it would be cool to bomb the front sidewalk with a 16lb bowling ball. Unfortunately the bomb didnt make it. Then I go into my room and find my "Classic" Urethane Black Genedade and a NIB Horizon, which I had sold covered in black marker, yes the sharpie kind...... that is permanent. My girls were having "Art" day on my bowling equipment. While my son knows better, my girls who are 5 and 7, should know better, I blamed my wife for not keeping an eye on them, well I quickly cooled down and apologized to her for being upset, to keep the "Piece" if you know what I mean... LOL anyways never trust a sharpie a 5 year old and a bowling ball alone together and remember when you were twelve the excitement of bombing the front yard with whatever you could drop out the window.......