Post by: bjoz11 on September 24, 2008, 02:28:59 PM
I was at the local bowling center tonight, bowling in a nice friendly adult league. These two very hot headed opponents were bowling against each other. As practice began, words were already being exchanged.
Fast forward to an hour and a half and 6 beers later...
Things were becoming more and more heated, and increasingly personal. Until one bowler made a comment about the other bowlers wife. The other bowler took great offense to this and pushed the other bowler saying, "You wanna take this outside?!"
The other bowler stared intently into the other bowlers face, only inches from the other man said, "Yea! I think we should!" and shoved him back
then...the infamous words were spoken
"Let me just change my shoes first."
This was in no way an attempt to bring humor into the situation, this was a completely serious statement.
After the center manager put an end to all the insanity, I promptly asked this particular bowler to hand in his man card.
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Post by: urbanshaft on September 24, 2008, 10:31:18 PM
you cant mess up your dexters
Post by: bjoz11 on September 24, 2008, 10:33:55 PM
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Post by: KennyRambo on September 24, 2008, 10:39:01 PM
Post by: renoatpikeville on September 24, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Post by: Uncle Crusty on September 24, 2008, 10:42:50 PM
Inquiring minds have to know: did they go out in the parking lot and throw down?
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Post by: Walking E on September 24, 2008, 10:56:31 PM
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Post by: bjoz11 on September 24, 2008, 11:06:27 PM
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That's pretty funny, I know I'd have never kept a straight face.
Inquiring minds have to know: did they go out in the parking lot and throw down?
No it didn't get that far, within the next few minutes the manager of the center came down and mediated the situation.
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Post by: DP3 on September 24, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Zinger!
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Post by: Walking E on September 24, 2008, 11:34:53 PM
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Post by: sheppy335 on September 25, 2008, 07:10:40 AM
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Post by: Grayson on September 25, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
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This is a true story, names and places have been left out to protect the parties involved.
I was at the local bowling center tonight, bowling in a nice friendly adult league. These two very hot headed opponents were bowling against each other. As practice began, words were already being exchanged.
Fast forward to an hour and a half and 6 beers later...
Things were becoming more and more heated, and increasingly personal. Until one bowler made a comment about the other bowlers wife. The other bowler took great offense to this and pushed the other bowler saying, "You wanna take this outside?!"
The other bowler stared intently into the other bowlers face, only inches from the other man said, "Yea! I think we should!" and shoved him back
then...the infamous words were spoken
"Let me just change my shoes first."
This was in no way an attempt to bring humor into the situation, this was a completely serious statement.
After the center manager put an end to all the insanity, I promptly asked this particular bowler to hand in his man card.
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Post by: n00dlejester on September 25, 2008, 07:43:38 AM
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Post by: pocket shot08 on September 25, 2008, 09:11:01 AM
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Post by: CoachLefty on September 25, 2008, 09:17:09 AM
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Just as Joey Stack Leverage bends over to untie his Linds Classics, it would have been funny if Johnny Stomp-N-Spray uppercut him with his pro-release....in the cupped position.
Zinger!
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Don't use the cupped position, might break the wrist!
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Post by: blacknois on September 25, 2008, 09:54:46 AM
Post by: KDawg77 on September 25, 2008, 09:56:05 AM
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Post by: baltimora on September 25, 2008, 10:08:41 AM
quote:quote:
Just as Joey Stack Leverage bends over to untie his Linds Classics, it would have been funny if Johnny Stomp-N-Spray uppercut him with his pro-release....in the cupped position.
Zinger!
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-DJ Marshall
...The Twelve In a Row Pro Shop. AMF Bowie Lanes -- Bowie, MD
Don't use the cupped position, might break the wrist!
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Go Balls Deep
Lefty
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Post by: rockerbowler18 on September 25, 2008, 10:24:14 AM
His man-card should not have been handed in, just permanently revoked. He could have kept it for the memories.
I can see the posters now: a huge picture of the situation (both men, face to face, fists cocked), with the single quote underneath "Let me change my shoes first."
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Post by: Marc822 on September 25, 2008, 10:56:20 AM
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If it got that heated, just throw the shoes at the other guy, ha!
last year we had two guys get into on my friday league. the one guy didnt wait to get outside, he just took off is right shoe and smack the other guy in the face. i think it left the d impression on his cheek
Post by: mainzer on September 25, 2008, 11:25:06 AM
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