Not far from me is an old 12 lane house tucked under a grocery store. The place is spotless, has good food, and the suds are cheap. Fronts are synthetics with lots of wear holes. From there, original wood extends to the pin setters — which must be the oldest machines around. Ball returns are above, not below. A 34 week league will put 3-yrs wear on your orb — deep gouges, nicks, dents, you name it. This is a real deal retro joint and a struggle to maintain.
Yet it has a waiting list for players, subs and teams. Leagues are handicap, youth, senior, family fun, and adult scratch. All are run very well down to the last details.
If wood lanes were banned, this proprietor could easily get by without the sanctioning. I doubt anyone would mind one bit. Only problem is, the guy is the epitome of hard core old school USBC bowling philosophies. Silly rumor or not, if he hears it, he'll probably start packing up.