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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: RevZiLLa on June 25, 2004, 06:23:50 PM

Title: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: RevZiLLa on June 25, 2004, 06:23:50 PM
In one of my leagues my team ends up bowling near this other team every night somehow. Well there is this girl on that team...she wears low cut tops and has a "full luscious rack". Every time she takes a step her shirt bounces like it is about to start an earthquake.

OK, so I'm going around with a WOODY all night. It's a nice feeling really, but when I bowl, it makes it hard to walk freely.
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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: omegabowler on June 26, 2004, 12:43:09 PM
did you mean to say wood? or would?
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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: Walking E on June 26, 2004, 12:56:35 PM
I think "Wood" is intentional.

I used to bowl in junior leagues with this smokin hot girl who wore super short skirts and had a very long and deep slide step, so we could see panty every shot if we really looked closely enough. She was about 19 or 20 at the time and an absolute knockout with a great body (she also did Polynesian dancing, which kept her in great shape).

And from that personal experience I can vouch that it's really, really, really difficult for a guy to bowl while in an "excited state".
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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: Saw Mill on June 27, 2004, 08:16:32 PM
Not hard to do at all, just a matter of thought control.  I bowl on Thursday nite in a league where this lady (who looks and dresses like the girl in the "Hot for Teacher " video), and she is well endowed.  She dresses as revealing as she can, and what is worse is her husband allows her to flaunt it.  When we are near her team, I do not get aroused, as I do not gawk and stare, nor do I think any thoughts.  The only reason that any man would get aroused is if he dwells on thoughts of fantasy.  Just seeing a beautiful woman does NOT create a reaction as you describe, unless one is thinking thoughts of lust.  Yes I am a normal man, and thoughts may enter the mind, but I do not have to let them stay there.  My Pastor once said, "You cannot stop the birds (thoughts) from flying over your head, BUT you do not have to allow them to build a nest (dwell on those thoughts) in your hair!"

Dave
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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: Brickguy221 on June 28, 2004, 12:38:04 AM
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Awwwwww come on. If you find the situation getting out of hand, go in the men's room and take it in hand.
 


LMAO

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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: channel surfer on June 28, 2004, 12:41:56 AM
Just take 2 viagras before you bowl.

oh wait


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Title: Re: Wood this affect you too?
Post by: SrKegler on June 28, 2004, 07:50:47 PM
We have this problem on my Tuesday league, bunch of hotties bowl next to us.

Fortunately I could fall back on my military experience.  During basic they gave us saltpeter to control urges.

Now I find if I just snort it, it keeps it off my mind.
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