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strikecing

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Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:10:27 PM »
I have to say the AGENT ORANGE is horrible!!! it sounds like something my gf would clean with.
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Hogsharley

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 06:22:13 AM »
I never like "Cell".

I think "Sell" would have been a better choice since they sold so many of them.
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strikecing

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 09:46:33 AM »
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Lane # 1  __________  (fill in the blank)


HAHA thats funny they do have bad names on there balls
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pegleg42090

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 09:50:27 AM »
SAUCE

Gene J Kanak

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 09:50:56 AM »
I love Hammer, but I didn't care for "The Sauce" or any of the "Hawg" balls. Aside from those two, I hate any ball that says "Pearl" or "Solid" etc. on the ball. I can tell from freaking looking at it I don't need the word stamped on the ball!
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jbuzz31

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 09:56:38 AM »
The Sauce sucks horribly as a name
so does any banger release ( hole  ____ i mean seriously?)
Striking Motion sounds about as exciting as.....watching paint dry
LevRg Response....meh
The columbia swings....this isn't a playground.
.....and any of elites stuff.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 09:57:22 AM »
Ebonite NV - the entire line.
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KDawg77

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »
These are great balls, but I'm not a fan of the "Break" as a name.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 10:11:05 AM »
The Sauce, The Bully...  Almost all of RotoGrip names except the planet series.

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 10:12:04 AM »
The Sauce might be the worst name ever, maybe the worst that will ever be. I mean, it would have been better to call it Joe or Frank or something.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 10:16:59 AM »
Green messenger......... enough said
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 10:45:44 AM »
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Yeah Baby!
Real Lucifer (overseas)
Blood (overseas)


Yeah Baby is one the best ball names ever......plus it's a great ball.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 10:57:36 AM »
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The Sauce, The Bully... Almost all of RotoGrip names except the planet series.

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What about Uranus? lol

JessN16

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 11:05:20 AM »
The Sauce.

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 11:17:12 AM »
Columbia 300's Jazz. (A saxophone on a bowling ball? For Pete's sake!)

Also thought the Jekyll and Hyde series was pretty dumb.

Never liked Insite's ball names with the religious undertones...seems a little sacrilegious to me.
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