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strikecing

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Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:10:27 PM »
I have to say the AGENT ORANGE is horrible!!! it sounds like something my gf would clean with.
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mainzer

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 11:30:13 AM »
The Sauce sucks for a name.

Cell isn't bad just different.

Anything Elite names is pretty dumb
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D McLaughlin

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 01:04:56 PM »
Ricochet
Ogre
Any Zone after the Danger Zone
Riptide
Tombstone
Big Kahuna
AmForce Series
Sea Wolf
Wave
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2009, 01:11:49 PM »
Wanna know how I know you are gay...JAZZ.

Worst ball name ever.
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s_hemker

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 01:15:59 PM »
I'm going to have to go opposite direction with this topic and give the best bowling ball name...

The Hole Finder and Hole Pounder by Bang-HER bowling
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JessN16

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 01:55:54 PM »
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Lefty, I thought the religious names were a bit much too.


Same here. Plus, it's just stupid. Why pick names you know are going to drive away a fairly significant percentage of your audience before they even decide to try the ball out?

It's akin to, say, Brunswick naming a ball the "Brunswick Steaming Bag of Poo." Uh, I'm not throwing that. I don't care how good it was supposed to be. I'm not going to have that in my hand and have someone ask me what it is, and I have to answer, "Why, it's a Brunswick Steaming Bag of Poo, of course. And the pearl version is due out in September!"

Insite's ball names and, in a parallel vein, the ones from Banger, sounded like Mike Judge named them in between drawing panels for Beavis & Butthead.

Meanwhile, the Ebonite Striking Motion sounds like it was named by a Soho interior designer named Maurice.

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 02:04:35 PM »
Sauce
Bash
Clash

And I'm a Storm guy, but the Banshee line all had pretty stupid names
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jls

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 02:08:26 PM »
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neverbackdown_x7x

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 02:57:21 PM »
Agent Orange (sounds like a Sunny D drink)
Big Kahuna
The Sting
The Buzz
X-Factor Vertigo
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urbanshaft

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 03:19:17 PM »
if you guys dont know what agent orange is
how about you google it
before calling it a bad name
since once you know what it means
pretty freaken awesome.
hot sauce worse name ever
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BrianCRX90

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 03:42:33 PM »
Worst ever:

Yeah Baby!
No Mercy Beatn'
Striking Motion
Loud Noize ( seriously, that's horrible)
Bully (dumb name but the logo is humorous)

Personally, I love the Sauce. To me it's unique. I think Hot Sauce is even cooler.
I also think Ogre is equally as cool.
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Kid Jete

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
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if you guys dont know what agent orange is
how about you google it
before calling it a bad name
since once you know what it means
pretty freaken awesome.
hot sauce worse name ever



Knowing what it means makes it even more ignorant.  If you think the chemical agent orange is awesome you are an A #1 douchebag.
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Kid Jete

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2009, 03:58:16 PM »
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About agent orange,,i think he meant it means the ball is deadly


I doubt that very much.  When you look up "agent orange" deadly is not the definition of it.  Although as we and out VFW's know, it is deadly.
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Easy10pins

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2009, 04:00:12 PM »
The AMF XS.

XS-ively dirty after a game of bowling.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2009, 04:07:16 PM »
Cold Fury. Sounds like it's sick.
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DanH78

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2009, 04:10:48 PM »
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if you guys dont know what agent orange is
how about you google it
before calling it a bad name
since once you know what it means
pretty freaken awesome.
hot sauce worse name ever


Oh yeah, something that kills people 20 years after they are exposed is totally awesome
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