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strikecing

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Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:10:27 PM »
I have to say the AGENT ORANGE is horrible!!! it sounds like something my gf would clean with.
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 03:14:30 AM »
I saw the executioner by Visionary and thought that looked cool. The Gladiator doesn't seem like a bad one either. It seems like the companies try to come up with catchy names. It's like they have the Spirit, the Patriot and not every name is good. If you don't like how it was spelled "Rayzr" instead of "Razor" I think its a gimmick. They may have planned to make the ball and spell it that way. Maybe they are trying to be catchy with the name.

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 08:21:53 AM »
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I had 2 Hypowers, two of the worst balls I ever threw. I got one for next to nothing from the ball rep, and one on closeout for next to nothing. They hit like a marshmallow.

Carmen Salvino should have stuck to bowling as a player, not a ball maker. The only bowling balls worse were the Star Trak and The Eureka Tank. They all hit like marshmallows.



I never owned the Hypowers, I had the Wild Fire.

My Brother-in-Law bought all three balls (acually I still think he has them).
He was the one suggesting I get the Wild Fire.
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sdbowler

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 11:47:17 AM »
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Intolerant left winger, right winger? I don't eat wings. I prefer a big bowl of pasta. Never cared for wings.

Edited on 1/29/2009 9:04 PM


I like the breast better.
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Kyle

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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 01:03:05 PM »
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I tend to think Richie at Lane 1 is a bit insensitive, if not crude. There is a guy in our league fighting off cancer because of Agent Orange used in Vietnam. Instead of killing trees, it is killing humans.

Richie also came out with the Tsunami after 200,000 were killed after the tsunami that hit India.

His timing was as bad as Charleton Heston having an NRA rally in Denver a week after Columbine.


Dirty Bomb too...
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 01:11:06 PM »
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Just take the Hammmer ball "The Sauce" and rename it to "Man Sauce"....  Color it Silver Pearl and have a picture of John Holmes engraved on one side of it, and XXX engraved on the other!

Now that's a ball......

The follow up could be the "Man Mustard" which would be Yellow Gold Pearl.....

Let's add some excitement to bowling people.......



I think Peter North would be more appropriate than John Holmes.  
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I like it.......you're right!

And call it "The Wad"......
Another huge seller for Columbia 300 would be renaming the Jazz to the "Jizz"...
Would be a huge seller with the ladies for glow bowling......
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2009, 01:17:15 PM »
Whats worse then the Bully names were the Bully ads...
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Re: Worst Bowling ball Names EVER!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2009, 01:34:32 PM »
I would have to say the Mega friction especially with that goofy warning on the ball.