1) Ban synthetic lanes. God never meant for us to bowl on counter tops.
2) Ban "exotic" weight blocks. Nothing but pancake cores allowed.
2b) Ban pin out balls. Anything over 1 inch away from CG is considered out.
3) Ban weight holes. Period, NO EXCEPTIONS!
4) BAN HANDICAP! PERIOD.
5) Ban synthetic coatings on pins.
6) Ban pins with interior voids.
7) Ban everyone who says Glen Allison's 900 shouldn't be sanctioned.
8.)Ban ANYONE who thinks a 300 on Wii is actually related to real bowling.
9) Ban lane conditioner. Oil? We don't need no stinking oil!
I had a few others, like ban the PBA, and ban the USBC, but those are about done anyway, so why ban them?