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I have an idea, ban those silly shoes with the interchangeable soles. Bowlers should have to learn to deal with the approaches, no matter what the conditions. Those expensive shoes are just a crutch.
Ban two-handed bowling. They should learn the proper way to bowl, with one hand, like I do.
The no thumbers have to go too. What the hell are they thinking? Can't they just learn how to bowl like real bowlers?
And don't even get me started on those cheating left handers...
Also, no more plastic or urethane spare balls. Learn to flatten your wrist and throw it straight. Balls that go straight are just a crutch.
And no more multiple ball bags. Use one ball, and only black, because that's what I LIKE and besides, having more than one ball is just a crutch.
And no using tape in thumbholes, on fingers or anywhere on the bowling hand. It's just a crutch and a real bowler would just learn to bowl instead of relying on such gimmicky non-sense.
While we are at it, everyone should have the exact same drilling in their ball. No thumb slugs or finger inserts either. Learn to bowl the way I do dammit.
And you can only drink Budweiser during league play. I like Budweiser and there is no reason to for anyone to drink anything else. Drinking water, soda or any other brand of beer is just a crutch.
Now keep those darn kids off my lawn...
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