Ban all balls expect for 16# wooden balls, ban synthetic lanes, ban oil machines (only spraying on oil from now on, and make it so that random places on the lane have more or less oil, even more challenging than a reverse block or flat pattern, and I mean in terms of up and down the lane AND side to side, any given square inch of lane will be different than the rest), ban automatic scorers, ban finger grips thumb slugs and any other such devices, ban the use of the phrases "CG, Pin, Mass bias" or any variant thereof, replace lane oil with actual oil, ban towels (deal with the oil), ban.. hrrm, uh...Well I can't think of anything else right now for my power trip, I'll let you know later.
Forget making 200 a respectable average, I'd be out to make 180 bowlers the new gods.
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- Andy