Post by: snakes on December 31, 2003, 09:21:43 AM
Post by: TheDude on January 01, 2004, 12:25:25 AM
( i think maybe mo pinel does that sometimes, lol jk)
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I am Canadian Dude! GOO BIG FIN!!! MIKA K ALL THE WAY!
Post by: no1bucsfan on January 01, 2004, 08:37:28 AM
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You can always hit em hard when you've got the balls
Lefties are the only people in their right minds.
no1bucsfan
Post by: BadShot on January 01, 2004, 08:43:31 AM
man, is my wife pi$$ed!!!
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That which does not kill me makes me stronger . . .
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Post by: BadShot on January 01, 2004, 08:49:11 AM
man, will my wife be pi$$ed!!!
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That which does not kill me makes me stronger . . .
Post by: Rock77 on January 01, 2004, 11:54:48 AM
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"I am the most consistent bowler in my house....
I consistently SUCK!!"
Post by: mumzie on January 01, 2004, 01:09:14 PM
Post by: TTforshort on January 01, 2004, 02:55:40 PM
with your retired White Dot.
TT
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Post by: Strider on January 01, 2004, 03:23:13 PM
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Penn State Proud
Post by: trash heap on January 01, 2004, 04:49:26 PM
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:02:57 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: Porkchop on January 01, 2004, 05:05:43 PM
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You wanna bet me how much? Let's play!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:07:35 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: only storm 4 me on January 01, 2004, 05:12:39 PM
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:12:46 PM
maybe I'll message it to you. LOL--------------------
15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: Porkchop on January 01, 2004, 05:13:29 PM
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You wanna bet me how much? Let's play!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:16:52 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: Porkchop on January 01, 2004, 05:26:28 PM
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You wanna bet me how much? Let's play!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:29:30 PM
But seriously, thats freekin awesome! I want to do that some day, most likely a VERY far off day, since 1)Im poor, HAHA, and 2) Im 15 and I dont think my mom would let me build one --------------------
15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: Porkchop on January 01, 2004, 05:33:39 PM
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You wanna bet me how much? Let's play!
Post by: TyLytle on January 01, 2004, 05:43:27 PM
Ty
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 05:53:03 PM
Though learning angles in math can help!--------------------
15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 01, 2004, 06:01:48 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 02, 2004, 12:32:45 AM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: channel surfer on January 02, 2004, 12:39:23 AM
For older audience:
2.) You knwo you bowl to much when your having sex, and you moan out drilling patterns and bowling balls.
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Post by: mumzie on January 02, 2004, 12:53:16 AM
quote:
...when you practice your approach any random time you are walking.
...when you call in sick to work, but show up that night (102 fever and all) for league.
...when your bowling bags double as luggage for non-bowling (what's that???) vacations.
...when you tape football to watch the PBA show live.
...when your work e-mail password is the name of one of your bowling balls.
...when you buy pants based upon their "bowling comfort."
I may or may not be guilty of any or all of these...yeah right!!!
Lemme see - guilty of all of the above except I don't watch football. It's too boring. Bowling's a lot more exciting.
And -
what's a vacation? Isn't that a trip where I bowl somewhere I haven't bowled before???
and - last but not least - you know you bowl too much when you're forced to take 2 weeks off the game and you don't have anything to do or talk about.
And my tournament for this weekend got canceled because of weather. Sigh.
And of course - I KNOW I bowl too much when I'm on this site responding to other posts instead of being cuddled up watching the snow fly with my hubby...
Good night, all.
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 02, 2004, 12:55:02 AM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: channel surfer on January 02, 2004, 12:55:37 AM
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When you have posted on this topic more than twice. cough...bowlingkid..cough
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R U E?
Good one..
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Post by: no1bucsfan on January 02, 2004, 12:57:56 AM
Even worse is when you have sex with your wife and any time over 15 minutes is considered foreplay for bowling.
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You can always hit em hard when you've got the balls
Lefties are the only people in their right minds.
no1bucsfan
Post by: justpar on January 02, 2004, 07:39:00 AM
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Just par
blowing the pocket apart just to MISS that blasted 10 pin
Post by: debs130 on January 02, 2004, 08:12:12 AM
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I also smacked a guy in the back of the head.
I've been smacked in the head -- by my son practicing his armswing. Thought I was going to have a black eye the next day (he hit me on the cheekbone). Guess he's being raised right.
Debbie
Post by: Buzzhead on January 02, 2004, 09:33:52 AM
lol this is my life
buzzhead is all bowling so are our daughters .
but me its just a good way to show him i still got it after almost 10 years . lol
manda
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Saws are made to cut ANYTHING including 10 pins
Post by: star on January 02, 2004, 11:36:16 AM
You keep all the old broken balls from your local lanes to make sculptures in the garden.
Your garage has more cleaners than under your sink unit.
you can tell everone EVERY shot that you played that evening.
you only do dangerous things with your "wrong hand"
You have your bowling buddies on all of your speed dial numbers and you have to LOOK UP the numbers of your family to ring them.
You always arrive home past midnight even though you finnished your last game at 10pm because you have to discuss the evenings bowling with the guys.
Your bowling forearm is twice the size of your other as is your thumb.
You know how to get to nearly every alley in the country, but you cant find your way to your mother-in-laws.
You always say "my misses doesnt understand me at all"
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Happy go lucky bowler from the UK
.Did someone say tough luck
Post by: Scolai on January 02, 2004, 12:40:50 PM
When you go on a 200 mile trip away from home you're heard frequently saying, "I've bowled there" every time you pass a center.
You have little brown callouses on the 2 fingertips and thumb of your bowling hand.
Your children know more about bowling than most adults.
You believe vacations are just opportunities to bowl in different areas of the country.
You bowled on your honeymoon.
Your spouse expects your 10th wedding anniversary getaway to somehow include bowling.
I too am guilty of using bowling related passwords, using my "other" hand for dangerous tasks, having a left thumb/forearm that is twice the size of my right, practicing my armswing in the hallways where I work, etc., etc.
Apparently I've got it bad.
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NutIf horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a very good sport as well.
Post by: Psychoballtester on January 02, 2004, 07:19:44 PM
As for me,I get joked/poked/made fun at from my family and friends with BOWLING and BALLS and PINS in just about 3 times a day on average,EVERYDAY!On a crazy day I hear 20 plus jokes!!!
Dont get me wrong,I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats a one reason I know I bowl to
much!
Oh,I havent even step in the bowling alley that night.Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
My reasons are similiar on some threads ABOVE mines,another reason I know I bowl
to much is when ALL THE EMPLOYEES know you big time,like family at each house!
CRAZY HUH!!!Peeps!
Psycho.B.T
Post by: WSUstroker on January 02, 2004, 07:44:39 PM
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Dan Chambers
Winona State University Bowling
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 02, 2004, 09:32:00 PM
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Bowlingkid, I bought a case of new pins from my local center. I just asked the manager if she'd order me some. She thought I was crazy, but she ordered them anyway.
How much does a case cost?
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White Dot
Queen of the Stone 8 Pin
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 02, 2004, 09:38:06 PM
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...when you buy pants based upon their "bowling comfort."
You bet! Since I have to wear pants at the ABC
I try to find a BIG dressing room so I can practice my form in the pants I wind up buying
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White Dot
Queen of the Stone 8 Pin
Post by: trash heap on January 06, 2004, 09:08:25 PM
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 06, 2004, 09:23:58 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 06, 2004, 09:46:49 PM
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is!
DA DA DAAAAAA!! UP UP AND AWAY! TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN!
Post by: laner7pin on January 06, 2004, 10:24:59 PM
When you stop at the bowling alley after your wedding reception to have one last drink (and to say hey to all your buddies).
When bowling terminology becomes part of your normal vocabulary (Hey I used two big words in one sentence!).
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Whats that made of?
14 Karat Gold.
Really??? Looks like rubber!
No the ring, not the hand....
Post by: ThongPrincess on January 07, 2004, 12:13:13 AM
Even worse, you are known by name in several centers by most of the employees.
Going to tournaments or BR gatherings IS vacation.
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To err is human to be thonged is divine
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