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tisker

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You might have too many bowling balls when...
« on: January 30, 2004, 07:24:05 AM »
I poked my head into the pro shop to see how a plug and redrill was going on my new toy and, as I walk out, the pro shop guy said, "Hey, don't you have another ball back here?"  

I HAD TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT.  

Thats it.  No more new stuff.  Not even "new" used stuff.
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LuckyLefty

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2004, 02:41:39 PM »
When you have complete arsenals from 5 different companies, and realize the rest of your 40 bowling balls are just backups of good ones, just in case!

REgards,

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KingCranker

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2004, 12:56:08 AM »
When your only fear of walking around your house in the dark is stubbing your toe on one of 50 bowling balls laying around!
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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2004, 01:27:31 AM »
hahaha I know what you mean I resurface and plug balls for friends
and time after time I seem to just aquire balls that they no longer
want..

I had to build a rack to support all the balls..
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ambi1

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2004, 12:43:15 PM »
when you get a discount from your doctor..... because its your 3rd hernia operation

Edited on 2/13/2004 1:40 PM

Edited on 2/13/2004 1:41 PM
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Jeffrevs

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2004, 12:50:06 PM »
when your pants don't fit ??
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kendog

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2004, 12:57:49 PM »
you have bowling balls in your pants? Now that's what I call a serious fetish!
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2004, 01:00:57 PM »
When you sleep with a differet one every night!
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Phillip Marlowe

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2004, 01:04:54 PM »
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When you sleep with a differet one every night!


WE GOTTA TALK.
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Jeffrevs

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2004, 02:25:01 PM »
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you have bowling balls in your pants? Now that's what I call a serious fetish!


LOL! I read the thread wrong, I could have swore it said, how do you know when you have too many balls...........
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kendog

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2004, 02:30:31 PM »
Do you have some mutation of too many balls? That's weird! Walking could be a problem. did you used to play under the power lines , or eat lead paint, or asbestos?
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Jeffrevs

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2004, 02:41:15 PM »
No silly-dog!!! Sniffed glue !
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Curly

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2004, 09:56:52 AM »
"When I live in a van.....DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Thanks to the immortal Chris Farley for that one.

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Pupubowlingcho

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2004, 06:13:45 PM »
I might have too many balls when I found my old stuffs are sitting on the ball racks all over in the center...
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TTforshort

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2004, 07:16:44 PM »
..half of the men on the league are using balls that I traded in
or sold.

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rec2123

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Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2004, 02:46:14 AM »
When you put your wifes bra around 2 of your best strike balls, then turn to her and say to bad you dont have this . LOL
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