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Title: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: tisker on January 30, 2004, 07:24:05 AM
I poked my head into the pro shop to see how a plug and redrill was going on my new toy and, as I walk out, the pro shop guy said, "Hey, don't you have another ball back here?"  

I HAD TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT.  

Thats it.  No more new stuff.  Not even "new" used stuff.
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Chazman819 on January 30, 2004, 10:45:58 PM
it's sad when my pro shop guy calls me at work and tells me what he just got in and he has one in the back for me....

I guess it doesn't help that I go along and get it
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: tisker on January 30, 2004, 11:00:52 PM
A ball with only five games on it....I'LL BUY IT!!!!

Oh wait....never mind.
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Tisker- Looks like Tarzan, bowls like Jane
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: LeftE on January 30, 2004, 11:43:03 PM
when you color coordinate your balls with your bag choice.
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: TOON on January 31, 2004, 12:11:22 AM
When you have to move some of yours out of the pro shop so you can work on someone elses, LOL!!!
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Edited on 1/31/2004 1:08 AM
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: grunt on January 31, 2004, 12:30:30 AM
I have to use a computerized inventory system.
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Re-Evolution on January 31, 2004, 01:08:41 AM
When you have to use a truck to haul all your balls.
My truck and a friend's equipment.
13 balls loose
1 6 ball roller
1 4 ball roller
2 3 ball rollers
for a grand total of 29
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 31, 2004, 11:39:04 AM
You know you have too many balls when you use your first 8# ball for your paper weight at work.
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: charlest on January 31, 2004, 12:03:24 PM
When you can border your 50'x100' garden with the new and used bowling balls you are not currently using!
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: MichiganBowling on January 31, 2004, 12:08:17 PM
...when your car's backend rides really really low and bottoms out on bouncy hills...
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: axeweldr on January 31, 2004, 12:17:25 PM
When you turn to ebay, and auction off 35 balls, and people ask you where your shop is.  You tell them that you are just a bowler, and they think you are crazy.
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Buzzhead on January 31, 2004, 12:37:28 PM
when your mother in law requests a room build in your house (with her footing the bill ). so she don't have to look at all the stuff she help with. (spoiled by your mother in law don't YOU ALL WISH ((I am)) because she cant walk around the living room with out running into bowling balls .
we both bowl and so do the kids
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: tisker on January 31, 2004, 12:50:47 PM
So far axeweldr has the funniest post.  The sad part (for me, anyway) is it was a black messenger that I traded for from him that was in the pro shop.




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Tisker- Looks like Tarzan, bowls like Jane
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: 10pin2002 on January 31, 2004, 02:01:02 PM
When you don't remember whether you gave a ball away or lost it.
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Juggernaut on January 31, 2004, 02:33:46 PM
When the biggest deduction on your income tax is the balls you donated to the junior leagues at 25% of purchase price!
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: LuckyLefty on January 31, 2004, 02:41:39 PM
When you have complete arsenals from 5 different companies, and realize the rest of your 40 bowling balls are just backups of good ones, just in case!

REgards,

Luckylefty
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: KingCranker on February 13, 2004, 12:56:08 AM
When your only fear of walking around your house in the dark is stubbing your toe on one of 50 bowling balls laying around!
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: fiber_cut on February 13, 2004, 01:27:31 AM
hahaha I know what you mean I resurface and plug balls for friends
and time after time I seem to just aquire balls that they no longer
want..

I had to build a rack to support all the balls..
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: ambi1 on February 13, 2004, 12:43:15 PM
when you get a discount from your doctor..... because its your 3rd hernia operation

Edited on 2/13/2004 1:40 PM

Edited on 2/13/2004 1:41 PM
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Jeffrevs on February 13, 2004, 12:50:06 PM
when your pants don't fit ??
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: kendog on February 13, 2004, 12:57:49 PM
you have bowling balls in your pants? Now that's what I call a serious fetish!
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just throw strikes
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 13, 2004, 01:00:57 PM
When you sleep with a differet one every night!
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
AM not A CHICK OF BOWLING but I wanted to be in Manda's clique And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS! I'd rather blow it over with my storm, and 21mph ball speed on dry shots.
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Phillip Marlowe on February 13, 2004, 01:04:54 PM
quote:
When you sleep with a differet one every night!


WE GOTTA TALK.
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Jeffrevs on February 13, 2004, 02:25:01 PM
quote:
you have bowling balls in your pants? Now that's what I call a serious fetish!


LOL! I read the thread wrong, I could have swore it said, how do you know when you have too many balls...........
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JEFF
Rebuilding my game one mid-500 series at a time !!
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: kendog on February 13, 2004, 02:30:31 PM
Do you have some mutation of too many balls? That's weird! Walking could be a problem. did you used to play under the power lines , or eat lead paint, or asbestos?
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Jeffrevs on February 13, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
No silly-dog!!! Sniffed glue !
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JEFF
Rebuilding my game one mid-500 series at a time !!
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Curly on February 14, 2004, 09:56:52 AM
"When I live in a van.....DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Thanks to the immortal Chris Farley for that one.

Edited on 2/14/2004 11:40 AM
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Pupubowlingcho on February 14, 2004, 06:13:45 PM
I might have too many balls when I found my old stuffs are sitting on the ball racks all over in the center...
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: TTforshort on February 14, 2004, 07:16:44 PM
..half of the men on the league are using balls that I traded in
or sold.

TT
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Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: rec2123 on February 15, 2004, 02:46:14 AM
When you put your wifes bra around 2 of your best strike balls, then turn to her and say to bad you dont have this . LOL
Title: Re: You might have too many bowling balls when...
Post by: Doc Hollywood on February 15, 2004, 08:32:43 AM
When you open the garage door and they come rolling out to the street.
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