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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Chief Whistler
« on: March 10, 2009, 06:49:22 AM »


As the Susquehanna River Tribe was gathered for feast
at high noon today, Vinnie ChopSteaks talk of his
WWE DVDs he has been watching.  He brought up a name
from the past in Chief Jay Stongbow.  This led to a
Tribal conversation of how Chiefs have an affect on
people.  Vinnie says, "Chief Jay Strongbow was great
Wrestler and pave way for his tag team partner of
Billy White Wolf.  They were good to watch and they
kicked butt!!"  Chief Whistler talk of his idol,
"The Chief, Brian Himmler."  Old Louie White Hair I
guess was trying to be funny in slow tongue when he
say in Baseball, "Chief Noc a Homa was entertaining!"
For me I guess it was in Hockey, The Chief, Craig
Berube.  He would drop you like a wet paper bag if you
messed with him.  My all time favorite Hanson Brothers
of the movie Slap Shot played for the one and only
Johnstown Chiefs. Funny stuff!!  I guess all in all
for the most part we the Tribe has agreed on is that
many Chiefs have touched the lives of this Great American
Land. Sing it with me,...This Land is your Land, This
Land is my Land.... Alright back to the Chiefs, the
Tribe strongly agree that Chief Whistler in his travels
has touched so many people it is not countable.  I know
your saying I never met Chief Whistler, well in some ways
more than others you already have met him.  Everytime one
of your friends or someone you've never met says something
and you stop to think about what they just said and say,
"WTF did they just say?" You've just shared the Wisdom of
Chief Whistler.  Chief's wisdom is greater than his
knowledge, this is what makes him wiser than all around us.
He has even touched Famous people like Bill Engvall.  You
know the skits where Bill says, "Here's your sign!"  He
met Chief Whistler, and that is where the skit came from.
If I remember the story right, Bill was walking into Don Carter
Lanes with his bowling bag and Chief Whistler asked him if he
was going bowling?  Bill looked at Chief and said, "Nope, I just
have these to get out of the house."  "Here's your sign."  The
Tribe has listed a few of the memorable quotes from our own
Chief Whistler.

1.  Even the smartest people can't predict the future.
2.  I'll be there in a minute, give me a second.
3.  Wow, those are two dissimilar parts.
4.  Boy, that sun is hot!!
5.  We usually always have them in stock for the most part.
6.  I'm not sure how he gets away with it, but that's probably
how he gets away with it.


Well, these are some of our favorite wisdom droppers from
the Chief.  If you have any that you feel have come from
crossings with Chief Whistler, please post them for all to
read.

Peace out Wisdom Catchers


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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2009, 12:47:15 PM »

Susquehanna River Tribe hear these words from
Customer Service Representative
 

"Sir, I know what you are asking me, I don't have that
answer at the moment.  I think we are talking two
different languages."




Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »

Susquehanna River Tribe appreciates Customer
Service with a smile..



"Sir, Sir, I understand you say you got the wrong
product.  This isn't my department and I'm not
trying to get involved."



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2009, 01:34:41 PM »
Racoon Eyed Indian how do you juggle 3 squaws without upending home teepee?

Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2009, 01:48:28 PM »
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Racoon Eyed Indian how do you juggle 3 squaws without upending home teepee?




Chief Number of the Beast,

Indian ways are different ways and in the words of
Chief Whister, "They are usually just not the same for
the most part."  On the Reservation your not bound to one
and if you use numbers mathematically you may end up with
more than one.  Again in the words of Chief Whistler,
"Pimpin ain't easy and if it was, well, than it would be."

Good Talk and Peace out Slayer






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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2009, 07:39:40 PM »
You have a point... on the top of your head.

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2009, 02:06:10 PM »
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Racoon Eyed Indian how do you juggle 3 squaws without upending home teepee?




Chief Number of the Beast,

Indian ways are different ways and in the words of
Chief Whister, "They are usually just not the same for
the most part."  On the Reservation your not bound to one
and if you use numbers mathematically you may end up with
more than one.  Again in the words of Chief Whistler,
"Pimpin ain't easy and if it was, well, than it would be."

Good Talk and Peace out Slayer



You & slayer smoke peace pipe?  Pass it over.....

Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2009, 07:19:35 AM »


"I bet those two girls walked in here because they are
somebody's daughters."



Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2009, 07:23:19 AM »



"I know, I read that offline on the net last night
while I was surfing the World Wide InterWeb."



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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2009, 07:25:58 AM »


"Well, this is the last time I'm going to help you fix
this, so if it happens again let me know and I'll help
you fix it."




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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2009, 08:12:45 AM »
quote:
You have a point... on the top of your head.




Chief Eddie Monster,

In the words of Chief Soaring Eagle who is long distant
cousin of Chief Whistler to which they are very close.
"Your attempt at humor is a bit redonkulous."  Which are you posing
as, Short Pus Shane or Special Eddie K??  In the words of
Chief Whistler, "You can pose as someone else without standing
there the whole time and most of the sometime you don't even need
to be there."

Peace out Herman, we wish Grandpa Vision Quest


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2009, 10:22:46 AM »
My girlfriend got one boob bigger than the other boob. She got first and third prize out at the contest out there. I'm so pround of............. my sister!

*I got you "redonkulous" swinging right here*





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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2009, 10:53:01 AM »


Susquehanna River Tribe cannot argue with this
wisdom....


"I'm sorry sir, at the moment we are all full with full."




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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2009, 09:51:32 AM »

On behalf of Chief Whistler and the Susuehanna River Tribe,
we would like to wish everyone Happy Holidays from the
Reservation.  In the words of our beloved Chief Whistler,
"May your New Year not be better than next year but better
than last year or at least exactly similar if it was a good
year."

Peace out Season Greeters

Gil

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2009, 10:41:00 AM »
Is this one of the Chief's, "I bet it will be the last place I look".

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2010, 09:50:18 AM »
Good to see you posting again, Racoon Eyed Indian.  I see your post has brought out the window lickers already.  I know that Chief Whistler's wisdom has touched ShortBusShane's dad, when in his famous video he demonstrated a 4-step delivery with 5 steps.
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