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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Chief Whistler
« on: March 10, 2009, 06:49:22 AM »


As the Susquehanna River Tribe was gathered for feast
at high noon today, Vinnie ChopSteaks talk of his
WWE DVDs he has been watching.  He brought up a name
from the past in Chief Jay Stongbow.  This led to a
Tribal conversation of how Chiefs have an affect on
people.  Vinnie says, "Chief Jay Strongbow was great
Wrestler and pave way for his tag team partner of
Billy White Wolf.  They were good to watch and they
kicked butt!!"  Chief Whistler talk of his idol,
"The Chief, Brian Himmler."  Old Louie White Hair I
guess was trying to be funny in slow tongue when he
say in Baseball, "Chief Noc a Homa was entertaining!"
For me I guess it was in Hockey, The Chief, Craig
Berube.  He would drop you like a wet paper bag if you
messed with him.  My all time favorite Hanson Brothers
of the movie Slap Shot played for the one and only
Johnstown Chiefs. Funny stuff!!  I guess all in all
for the most part we the Tribe has agreed on is that
many Chiefs have touched the lives of this Great American
Land. Sing it with me,...This Land is your Land, This
Land is my Land.... Alright back to the Chiefs, the
Tribe strongly agree that Chief Whistler in his travels
has touched so many people it is not countable.  I know
your saying I never met Chief Whistler, well in some ways
more than others you already have met him.  Everytime one
of your friends or someone you've never met says something
and you stop to think about what they just said and say,
"WTF did they just say?" You've just shared the Wisdom of
Chief Whistler.  Chief's wisdom is greater than his
knowledge, this is what makes him wiser than all around us.
He has even touched Famous people like Bill Engvall.  You
know the skits where Bill says, "Here's your sign!"  He
met Chief Whistler, and that is where the skit came from.
If I remember the story right, Bill was walking into Don Carter
Lanes with his bowling bag and Chief Whistler asked him if he
was going bowling?  Bill looked at Chief and said, "Nope, I just
have these to get out of the house."  "Here's your sign."  The
Tribe has listed a few of the memorable quotes from our own
Chief Whistler.

1.  Even the smartest people can't predict the future.
2.  I'll be there in a minute, give me a second.
3.  Wow, those are two dissimilar parts.
4.  Boy, that sun is hot!!
5.  We usually always have them in stock for the most part.
6.  I'm not sure how he gets away with it, but that's probably
how he gets away with it.


Well, these are some of our favorite wisdom droppers from
the Chief.  If you have any that you feel have come from
crossings with Chief Whistler, please post them for all to
read.

Peace out Wisdom Catchers


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2009 Goggle wear by Whip da Whack

 

Juggernaut

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2010, 10:09:31 AM »
What does Chief Whistler think about a conversation I overheard in the shop the other day?

 Customer: Is this a brand new ball?
 Shopguy: Yes it is, but it is last years technology.
 Customer: But if that's true, how can it be new?
 Shopguy: Because they re-use the cores and mix them with old covers.
 Customer: Then why should I buy a new one when I already have the old one?
 Shopguy: Because the new ones better.
 Customer: HOW CAN IT BE BETTER, ITS THE SAME BALL WITH A NEW NAME!
 Shopguy: I don't know, they just said it was better.
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Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2010, 10:53:25 AM »
quote:
Is this one of the Chief's, "I bet it will be the last place I look".



Chief Gil,

In the words of our beloved Old Louie White Hair, "Sometimes
wisdom is wiser than the wisest of whom can relate to the
wisdom."  Yes, we often get chuckles from what Chief Whistler
attempts, that is a good one and we may take this one for
granted as in the words of Chief Whistler, "Losing things doesn't
always mean they are lost, it just means at that particular moment
in time that usually for the most part your just not sure where
it is.."

Peace out Gil and may your dreams run strong like the Mighty
Buffalo.


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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2010, 11:02:45 AM »
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Good to see you posting again, Racoon Eyed Indian.  I see your post has brought out the window lickers already.  I know that Chief Whistler's wisdom has touched ShortBusShane's dad, when in his famous video he demonstrated a 4-step delivery with 5 steps.
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Chief one who Drills Direct,

Sorry for long pause in respone to your talk.  The Susquehanna
River Tribe has returned to the Reservation after completion of
new Casino in Hollywood, Florida.  It appears that Short Pus has
returned to his little kitty games and is back with his bashing
of our Tribe.  Not sure why this little drooler has a beef
with us, while the smoke rises we will soon see the visions.

Peace out and the Tribe thank you for kind words and support.
In the warmest of heart, Old Louie White Hair has granted you
a Vision Quest.

Racoon Eyed Indian

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Re: Chief Whistler
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
quote:
What does Chief Whistler think about a conversation I overheard in the shop the other day?

 Customer: Is this a brand new ball?
 Shopguy: Yes it is, but it is last years technology.
 Customer: But if that's true, how can it be new?
 Shopguy: Because they re-use the cores and mix them with old covers.
 Customer: Then why should I buy a new one when I already have the old one?
 Shopguy: Because the new ones better.
 Customer: HOW CAN IT BE BETTER, ITS THE SAME BALL WITH A NEW NAME!
 Shopguy: I don't know, they just said it was better.
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Chief Juggernaut,

Yes, our very own Cherry School got a chuckle out of words
you described.  Cherry School would like to make aware to
all that his tips will soon be posted in words for all to
follow from his upload of downloads offline on the World Wide
InterWeb.  Just a brief Sneak Peak of what is to come from
Cherry School's next Tip.  It will involve Cardio and Weight
Training to help prepare you for the when the Lanes start
to hook..  In the words of Chief Whistler, " A Sneak Peak is
usually for the most part when you have your hands over your
eyes cause your not to look at that particular time and you
begin to spread your fingers apart so you can peak."

Peace out Jugger