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Equipment Boards => Other => Topic started by: Fluff E Bunnie on January 04, 2007, 10:31:32 PM
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Hot Ball:
http://bangerbowling.com/fantasy.html
This ball looks extremely hot to me. I am not sure if I could use it though but wow it looks awesome. Plain and a good logo.
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Hmmm....a red plastic ball...sooooo scary, I'm shaking.
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hehe contact me, I will sell you one!
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www.bowlingballexchange.com
Made member of the Lane #1 Mafia
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Hmmm....a red plastic ball...sooooo scary, I'm shaking.
No, no, not a red plastic ball. A PLAIN red plastic ball with a sharp logo.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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I would have to say I find Victoria Secrets offensive too. They have nothing to offer just really hot women in bras and panties, how offensive. I mean Hanes and Fruit of the Loom now they have something to offer but Victoria Secret how dare they. I do not like Victoria Secret because they are offensive.
PS. Does anyone know where I can get a Victoria Secrets catalog? I really would like my girl to be offended.
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Team Banger Member
Is it cheating if you don't get caught?
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This coming from a guy with the user name, powerstroker. Just kidding.
Now that is funny. LOL!!!
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Team Banger Member
Is it cheating if you don't get caught?
Edited on 1/16/2007 2:13 AM
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Get a Columbia Blue Dot. Classic silver and a d-scale of 90.
Not anymore. Where have you been?
SH
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Get a Columbia Blue Dot. Classic silver and a d-scale of 90.
I currently use a Blue Dot but if I didn't have one I would get this ball because it is plain and has a cool Star Trek original series movie type font there. Also it says Fantasy on it.
I guess I like simplicity (plain colors) more than other people... Ok, fine! Oh and I am definitely not offended by funny bowling ball titles. I would use a Hole Pounder if I didn't already have good equipment.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
Edited on 1/16/2007 8:02 AM
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How can you say that? I would presume a good 75% of the bowling world does not even know about Banger yet. Don't go throwing it in the fire. Advertising. Sex sells. Get with the times. You sound like a grandmother.
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powerstroker,
Case reopened!!! No. The reason bowling is getting a bad reputation is because there are too many people such as yourself whining about stupid nonsense. If you cant have a little fun with the sport, then maybe you and those other people need to find something else to do.
OFFENSIVE? What is the most unracially biased sport on the planet? Bowling! Why? Because it you can use BLACK balls to knock over WHITE things with RED necks.
What is the most sexual sport on the planet? Golf! Why? Only sport where you grab a shaft with a head on the end of it for the purpose of whacking balls.
Is this offensive enough for you, yet? 
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Steven Vance
Former Pro Shop Operator
If anyone out there is worried about the scores being too high, try duckpin!!
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If anyone wonders why bowling has a bad reputation and is not taking seriously, all you have to do is read the posts on this subject. Case closed.
Trust me, there are plenty of other reasons why bowling has a bad reputation than a small ball company making a funny bowling ball that only few people probably even know about.
So did bowling's bad reputation start with the Hole Pounder? Like on the day the Hole Pounder was born there were swarms of locusts and the water turned to blood? On that dark day, the oil patterns became walled and bowling balls did all the work for you. We must find the seven daggers to slay the Hole Pounder before we are forced to take the mark of the Hole Pounder on our hand or foreheads.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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Well at least Nascar fans have a sense of humor. I guess that would make them more sophisticated...
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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The entire concept of Banger Bowling is offensive. The company brings nothing to the table. The only thing that this company is known for is its marketing. A plain red plastic ball? Lane 1 is creative for its cores. Ebonite and Hammer have produced innovative bowling equipment. I do not care for Banger Bowling because it is offensive.
Big fething deal if its offensive I plan a buying one who cares if they do plan red plastic ball. You don't like it? DON'T BUY IT. I plan on buying a Hole Pounder Solid when the ball comes out I think it looks like a good strong ball. Last I checked being offensive sells pretty good, ever hear of a guy named Elvis pressely? he was pretty offensive or don't you watch T.V. or listen to music you know people think that is offensive to. You should really lighten up and give them a chance they are just starting out and there stuff is getting pretty good reviews
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Mainzerpower
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Elvis pressely? he was pretty offensive or don't you watch T.V. or listen to music you know people think that is offensive to.
Elvis IS evil because he shakes his hips. Actually, I saw an Elvis viz-a-ball in my pro shop and when I locked eyes with Elvis I immediately started hearing a terrifying choir singing praises to the Dark One.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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powerstroker"ace",
Since we are on the NASCAR theme now. There is your new name. Anyways.....I heard that Banger was releasing 3 new balls this year.
1. The Penetrator
2. After Taste
3. The Climax
Other names of consideration:
1. Hot and Bothered (MoRich theme)
2. Loose Cannon
3. Pocket Rocket
LOL!!! These are not actual names for future Banger Bowling Balls. I was just having fun with this, er. I mean being offensive. 
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Steven Vance
Former Pro Shop Operator
If anyone out there is worried about the scores being too high, try duckpin!!
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When you see Elvis on a bowling ball, it is a sign the world is about to end. You have probably heard people discuss things like this before.......Ever heard of "axis of evil"? Thats a bowling term.....
I was wondering where "axis of evil" came from... Wow, considering that the Hole Pounder is such a versatile ball, I could play it with any degree of "axis of evil" rotation and play all sorts of angles to the pocket and pound the crap out of that hole.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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Arsenal of Evil - The Seven HorseBalls of the Apocalypse
Hammer Doom
Hammer Pain
Banger Hole Pounder
Banger Hole Pounder Pearl
Banger Fantasy
Elvis Viz-a-ball
And last but not least:
Hammer Devil (The "overseas" Horseman)
http://www.bowlingballreviews.com/ball.asp?ballid=3001
Now a thousand years of sorrow shall begin.
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Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 baby. Lane 1 is on the rise and here we come baby!
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Can't forget about the Gargoyle's, Warlock's, how about the Diablo. Let's throw out all the "evil" ball names then. Let's see bowling started to decline about 10 years ago however all of these balls came out within the past 5 years. Yep let's blame the ball names on the decline of bowling.
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Brunswick
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I put the durometer on my 2006 Blue Dot and it was 90 on the dot.
(sarcasm on)
The dot is 90.
The rest of the ball is 87-88.
(sarcasm off)
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I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Edited on 1/16/2007 8:29 PM
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That's some funny stuff TwoHands834!
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At least they haven't release a ball called the Shocker, with the drill sheet instructions saying to have the ball fitted for your index, middle and pinky fingers...Or Two-in-the-pink-One-in-the-stink that comes with compimentary pink finger grips and a brown thumb slug, or a brown ball called the Dirty Sanchez....Must I go on?
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- Andy
Edited on 1/20/2007 10:28 PM
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Very intersting since I last posted on this thread now that we are all in agreement that PowerStroker needs to loosen up and have a little fun instead will the ''AXIS OF EVIL'' be lead by ELVIS PRESSELY? I hope so

Bangers new ball could be the MONEY SHOT! I would definitly have that one!
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Mainzerpower
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How about the Rectum Pounder....the Gash/R....the Finger Bang...the list goes on and on.
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Are you CRAZY?????
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Hmm I better lock this one before y'all get banned.
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