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Traumatize

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custom names for any brand
« on: January 25, 2005, 11:02:45 AM »
AMF - Exponential TNT

Brunswick - BVP Sasquatch or Intergolactic Inferno
 
Columbia - Flipside Wicked Awesome or Basic Bully

Ebonite - V2 Sweet/r or V2 pure or Element series: Tsunami, Avalanche, or Blizzard

Hammer - Hacksaw Blade or Steel Deal

MoRich - Complete Destruction

Storm - Hot Rod Pro Stock Dual Particle Pearl (HRPSDPP) or Street Rod or Rusty Wire

Track - Twisted Voodoo or Animal Unleashed or Rabid Animal


Add your own names to the list and let's see which ones are the best.

Edited on 1/25/2005 8:00 PM

 

Walking E

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2005, 02:54:10 PM »
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Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic



ROFLMBAO!  .... not going to ask about the color


Think "GRIZZ"
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Left-Factor

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2005, 03:00:18 PM »
LaneMasters

Baby Got Back:  For those looking for more back end.

The Hooker:  Really blows the sticks back down in the pit, helping you to collect money from every John in the house.

Overhand

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2005, 03:07:39 PM »

Storm - Puddle Jumper
Brunswick - DMZ, Zoned
Track - Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!
Hammer - Rubber Mallet (throwback rubber ball)
Ebonite - V2 Buzz Bomb
Lane 1 - Diamond Mined
Dynothane - Thingamabob
Circle Athletics - M-Idol

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sdbowler

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2005, 07:16:55 PM »
How about somebody using POS?
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2005, 07:21:51 PM »
Circle Athletics- American Idol (probably already been said though)
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!

Overhand

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2005, 07:50:58 PM »

Hammer Blown Deal

Columbia Yellow Dot Remixed

Brunswick Infernal Revenue

Brunswick Monster Lugie



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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2005, 07:55:03 PM »
Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
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Overhand

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2005, 07:57:44 PM »
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Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one


It's a two ball set to get the entire label on...
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2005, 07:59:02 PM »
No, you just have to know your PAP when you buy the ball, because they put the etching on specially so it wraps around the whole ball except your track.
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
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a_ak57

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2005, 08:02:10 PM »
That's certainly a spiffy name, BK.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2005, 08:11:43 PM »
I'd buy it, but only because I named it.
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
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BowlerKidR

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2005, 08:32:24 PM »
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Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!

Nothing more to be said.
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This is fu*king hellarious!!!!!!!!!!

Bit i got a good ball name:
X-Factor Goodbye
Been around too long, and it aint that good anymore, the origional was good, but no more

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BrunsJim

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2005, 11:48:16 AM »
Lane#1:
Shi**y Bomb
Super Shi**y Bomb
Uranus Pearl
Uranus Solid