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Traumatize

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custom names for any brand
« on: January 25, 2005, 11:02:45 AM »
AMF - Exponential TNT

Brunswick - BVP Sasquatch or Intergolactic Inferno
 
Columbia - Flipside Wicked Awesome or Basic Bully

Ebonite - V2 Sweet/r or V2 pure or Element series: Tsunami, Avalanche, or Blizzard

Hammer - Hacksaw Blade or Steel Deal

MoRich - Complete Destruction

Storm - Hot Rod Pro Stock Dual Particle Pearl (HRPSDPP) or Street Rod or Rusty Wire

Track - Twisted Voodoo or Animal Unleashed or Rabid Animal


Add your own names to the list and let's see which ones are the best.

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2005, 07:14:35 PM »
Storm  Rated XXX-  Ball is so nasty, it can only get a xxx rating(scent sweat)

Track  Freak on a leach(sp)

Ebonite nap time, tpc playa hater, or monsoon(sp)




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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 07:31:38 PM »
AMF- Terminal Velocity
Brunswick-  Disco Inferno, Twilight Zone
Columbia-  Grade School Bully
Dyno-Thane-  The Big Thing
Ebonite-  Big time
Hammer-  the Ultimate Deal
Lane 1-  Atomic Bomb
MoRich-  Weapon of Major Annihilation
Roto-Grip-  Sonic Speed
Storm-  The blinding flash
Track-  The Golden Rule
Visionary-  Clay Gargoyle
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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2005, 07:42:01 PM »
Element series: Tsunami, Avalanche, or Blizzard That would be good for storm balls.

I have thought of many different names but i cantthink of any right now.
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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2005, 08:01:54 PM »
Towering Inferno, Five Alarm Inferno, White Hot Inferno

Total Bully, Extreme Bully, Complete Bully, Local Bully, Big Brother Bully

Sweet Xcel, Xcel R8, Xcel Sanded

Big Bad Deal, V8 Diesel, Deal With it

Rule Breaker, House Rule
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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2005, 08:02:21 PM »
AMF - XS Fat
Brunswick - Zoned Out, Dude
Circle Athletics - Idol Worship
Columbia - Professor Chaos (thank you, South Park)
Dyno-Thane - Genetic Anomoly
Ebonite - Greek Gyro
Lane #1 - Uranium Sickness
MoRich - (This One Will Cost You) MoMoney
Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic
Track - XcuuuuuseMe
Visionary - Gargoyle Breath
Storm - Triple Ex-Wife Factor (in honor of PDW, or did I get the number of former spouses wrong?)


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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2005, 08:20:43 PM »
AMF: ?
Brunswick: BVP Leviathan, BVP Paragon
Columbia: Ego Maniac
Dynothane: 5th Element
Ebonite: Go Time, V2 Infinity
Hammer: Diesel Octane
Lane 1: Actinium Buzzsaw (Actinium (Ac) is over 100 million times more radioactive than Uranium, that works for me...)
Morich: ?
Rotogrip: Revelation, Hyper Sonic
Storm: X Factor Phalanx, Flash Back
Track: Xpulsion, Reign
Visionary: Hydra
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a_ak57

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2005, 08:20:51 PM »
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Storm - Triple Ex-Wife Factor (in honor of PDW, or did I get the number of former spouses wrong?)


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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2005, 12:45:52 PM »
Columbia - The Playground Bully
- available in light weights, and only costs lunch money.
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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2005, 12:58:05 PM »
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Towering Inferno, Five Alarm Inferno, White Hot Inferno

Total Bully, Extreme Bully, Complete Bully, Local Bully, Big Brother Bully

Sweet Xcel, Xcel R8, Xcel Sanded

Big Bad Deal, V8 Diesel, Deal With it

Rule Breaker, House Rule
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WHITE HOT INFERNO! How cool would it be if they made another all white ball?!?! Or like, an all white ball with bright red/orange/blue flames on it!
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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2005, 08:42:45 AM »
Circle Athletics....Bully Idol,  Childhood Idol

Hammer.......RAW Deal, Jagged Blade

Track.....Party Animal, Pimp Money, Freak-ish Behavior

Dynothane........Element-ary

Columbia......Lunchroom Bully

Storm....Wire to Wire, Hidden Charge

Ebonite....V2 Dirty

Brunswick......Construction Zone




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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2005, 10:04:39 AM »
The Perfect Storm,
The Jack Hammer,
Columbia Guerilla,
Railroad Track,
Ebonite Night Series  - Good Night, Late Night, Fright Night, Prom Night (pink)

ok, I'm tired

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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2005, 02:26:10 PM »
Storm ~ De-Tox

Columbia ~ Thump (kind of a spinoff from the bully line)

Track ~ Freak-Show, Damage Plan

Brunswick ~ Red Zone, Offense Zone

I am sure more will come to mind, after I think about it some more.  =/


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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2005, 02:35:27 PM »
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Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic



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Re: custom names for any brand
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2005, 02:39:05 PM »
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Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic



Or, for short, the Roto-Rooter


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