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Title: custom names for any brand
Post by: Traumatize on January 25, 2005, 11:02:45 AM
AMF - Exponential TNT

Brunswick - BVP Sasquatch or Intergolactic Inferno
 
Columbia - Flipside Wicked Awesome or Basic Bully

Ebonite - V2 Sweet/r or V2 pure or Element series: Tsunami, Avalanche, or Blizzard

Hammer - Hacksaw Blade or Steel Deal

MoRich - Complete Destruction

Storm - Hot Rod Pro Stock Dual Particle Pearl (HRPSDPP) or Street Rod or Rusty Wire

Track - Twisted Voodoo or Animal Unleashed or Rabid Animal


Add your own names to the list and let's see which ones are the best.

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: slimeypebble on January 25, 2005, 07:14:35 PM
Storm  Rated XXX-  Ball is so nasty, it can only get a xxx rating(scent sweat)

Track  Freak on a leach(sp)

Ebonite nap time, tpc playa hater, or monsoon(sp)




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Not your typical lefty, I have to work for my shot
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: a_ak57 on January 25, 2005, 07:31:38 PM
AMF- Terminal Velocity
Brunswick-  Disco Inferno, Twilight Zone
Columbia-  Grade School Bully
Dyno-Thane-  The Big Thing
Ebonite-  Big time
Hammer-  the Ultimate Deal
Lane 1-  Atomic Bomb
MoRich-  Weapon of Major Annihilation
Roto-Grip-  Sonic Speed
Storm-  The blinding flash
Track-  The Golden Rule
Visionary-  Clay Gargoyle
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- Andy


Brunswick..........'Nuff said.

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: dirtbikebowler on January 25, 2005, 07:42:01 PM
Element series: Tsunami, Avalanche, or Blizzard That would be good for storm balls.

I have thought of many different names but i cantthink of any right now.
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop



Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!

Eye of the Storm

I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm.
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Scratch on January 25, 2005, 08:01:54 PM
Towering Inferno, Five Alarm Inferno, White Hot Inferno

Total Bully, Extreme Bully, Complete Bully, Local Bully, Big Brother Bully

Sweet Xcel, Xcel R8, Xcel Sanded

Big Bad Deal, V8 Diesel, Deal With it

Rule Breaker, House Rule
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Dont make me HUNGRY.....You would'nt like me when I'm HUNGRY.

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Walking E on January 25, 2005, 08:02:21 PM
AMF - XS Fat
Brunswick - Zoned Out, Dude
Circle Athletics - Idol Worship
Columbia - Professor Chaos (thank you, South Park)
Dyno-Thane - Genetic Anomoly
Ebonite - Greek Gyro
Lane #1 - Uranium Sickness
MoRich - (This One Will Cost You) MoMoney
Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic
Track - XcuuuuuseMe
Visionary - Gargoyle Breath
Storm - Triple Ex-Wife Factor (in honor of PDW, or did I get the number of former spouses wrong?)


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You weren't unlucky when you left that corner pin, so shut up about it already!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Maelstrom on January 25, 2005, 08:20:43 PM
AMF: ?
Brunswick: BVP Leviathan, BVP Paragon
Columbia: Ego Maniac
Dynothane: 5th Element
Ebonite: Go Time, V2 Infinity
Hammer: Diesel Octane
Lane 1: Actinium Buzzsaw (Actinium (Ac) is over 100 million times more radioactive than Uranium, that works for me...)
Morich: ?
Rotogrip: Revelation, Hyper Sonic
Storm: X Factor Phalanx, Flash Back
Track: Xpulsion, Reign
Visionary: Hydra
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"Contemplate the reason you exist..."

Formerly Maelstrom Omega, Maelstrom Mu and Maelstrom Psi
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: a_ak57 on January 25, 2005, 08:20:51 PM
quote:

Storm - Triple Ex-Wife Factor (in honor of PDW, or did I get the number of former spouses wrong?)


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You weren't unlucky when you left that corner pin, so shut up about it already!!

HAHAHAHAHA, i actually laughed out loud at that one.
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- Andy


Brunswick..........'Nuff said.

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: mumzie on January 28, 2005, 12:45:52 PM
Columbia - The Playground Bully
- available in light weights, and only costs lunch money.
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-- I just wanna carry!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on January 28, 2005, 12:58:05 PM
quote:
Towering Inferno, Five Alarm Inferno, White Hot Inferno

Total Bully, Extreme Bully, Complete Bully, Local Bully, Big Brother Bully

Sweet Xcel, Xcel R8, Xcel Sanded

Big Bad Deal, V8 Diesel, Deal With it

Rule Breaker, House Rule
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Dont make me HUNGRY.....You would'nt like me when I'm HUNGRY.

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WHITE HOT INFERNO! How cool would it be if they made another all white ball?!?! Or like, an all white ball with bright red/orange/blue flames on it!
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: arcright7 on February 02, 2005, 08:42:45 AM
Circle Athletics....Bully Idol,  Childhood Idol

Hammer.......RAW Deal, Jagged Blade

Track.....Party Animal, Pimp Money, Freak-ish Behavior

Dynothane........Element-ary

Columbia......Lunchroom Bully

Storm....Wire to Wire, Hidden Charge

Ebonite....V2 Dirty

Brunswick......Construction Zone



Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: ozsweet on February 02, 2005, 10:04:39 AM
The Perfect Storm,
The Jack Hammer,
Columbia Guerilla,
Railroad Track,
Ebonite Night Series  - Good Night, Late Night, Fright Night, Prom Night (pink)

ok, I'm tired
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Koabzilla on February 03, 2005, 02:26:10 PM
Storm ~ De-Tox

Columbia ~ Thump (kind of a spinoff from the bully line)

Track ~ Freak-Show, Damage Plan

Brunswick ~ Red Zone, Offense Zone

I am sure more will come to mind, after I think about it some more.  =/


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WRECKING STICKS SINCE '93
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: FBM357 on February 03, 2005, 02:35:27 PM
quote:

Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic


ROFLMBAO!  .... not going to ask about the color
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Ragnar on February 03, 2005, 02:39:05 PM
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Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic


Or, for short, the Roto-Rooter


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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Walking E on February 03, 2005, 02:54:10 PM
quote:
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Roto-Grip - Sonic Colonic


ROFLMBAO!  .... not going to ask about the color


Think "GRIZZ"
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You weren't unlucky when you left that corner pin, so shut up about it already!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Left-Factor on February 03, 2005, 03:00:18 PM
LaneMasters

Baby Got Back:  For those looking for more back end.

The Hooker:  Really blows the sticks back down in the pit, helping you to collect money from every John in the house.
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Overhand on February 03, 2005, 03:07:39 PM

Storm - Puddle Jumper
Brunswick - DMZ, Zoned
Track - Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!
Hammer - Rubber Mallet (throwback rubber ball)
Ebonite - V2 Buzz Bomb
Lane 1 - Diamond Mined
Dynothane - Thingamabob
Circle Athletics - M-Idol

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: sdbowler on February 16, 2005, 07:16:55 PM
How about somebody using POS?
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 16, 2005, 07:21:51 PM
Circle Athletics- American Idol (probably already been said though)
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Overhand on February 16, 2005, 07:50:58 PM

Hammer Blown Deal

Columbia Yellow Dot Remixed

Brunswick Infernal Revenue

Brunswick Monster Lugie



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It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.  It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed.  The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.  It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 16, 2005, 07:55:03 PM
Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: Overhand on February 16, 2005, 07:57:44 PM
quote:
Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one


It's a two ball set to get the entire label on...
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It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.  It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed.  The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.  It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 16, 2005, 07:59:02 PM
No, you just have to know your PAP when you buy the ball, because they put the etching on specially so it wraps around the whole ball except your track.
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: a_ak57 on February 16, 2005, 08:02:10 PM
That's certainly a spiffy name, BK.
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- Andy
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 16, 2005, 08:11:43 PM
I'd buy it, but only because I named it.
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: BowlerKidR on February 16, 2005, 08:32:24 PM
quote:
Storm - double dipty doopy doody triple times 10 to the 3rd power x factor maximus rotational direction trajectory sphere x factor. ....yea that one
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!


This is fu*king hellarious!!!!!!!!!!

Bit i got a good ball name:
X-Factor Goodbye
Been around too long, and it aint that good anymore, the origional was good, but no more

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287 high game
 808 high series (3 games)

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Title: Re: custom names for any brand
Post by: BrunsJim on February 22, 2005, 11:48:16 AM
Lane#1:
Shi**y Bomb
Super Shi**y Bomb
Uranus Pearl
Uranus Solid