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agroves

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LL commercials
« on: October 19, 2008, 02:43:11 PM »
I hope we don't have to see the Walter Ray eggs commercial ever again.  So, with that in mind, lets come up with a few commercials for LL.

--Tommy Jones, at a lumber liquidators trimming some wood with a saw.  He inspects the finished edge and says, "Gotta know the wood".


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Re: LL commercials
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2008, 03:49:14 PM »
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Parker has been around for awhile both young and old know him, he is a very very nice guy. Ithink he should be used.Rhino is still new enough a lot of people may not know who he is great way to introduce him. TJ seems like a clear choice since he is in the middle of the two.
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You can even create a series with Parker's old style slow hook release with Tommy Jones new style super rev release.  Similar to Jordan vs. Bird back in the day.  

Have the series go on over 3-4 commercials and show it across a game.  Also take it to a house alley so that Tommy Jones can use the wall.  

Tommy vs. Parker, if they could make it like Jordan vs. Bird over a series of commercials, now that would be tight!
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cheech

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Re: LL commercials
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2008, 04:35:28 PM »
thats awesome that you refered to yourself as a tool. i rofl so hard.
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KennyRambo

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Re: LL commercials
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2008, 05:09:47 PM »
I dunno, some of those commercial ideas seem lamer than the WRW one, ha. I'm still amazed they haven't had a Caveman commercial yet.   "Bowling, so easy a caveman can do it..."
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Kid Jete

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Re: LL commercials
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2008, 05:23:38 PM »
Have all of them sitting around a poker table in Vegas watching themselves on ESPN classic.

Tommy says, "Man I'm glad we decided not to bowl this year. I already made more money tonight than I did the last 2 years on tour."

They all high five in agreement.
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Necromancer

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Re: LL commercials
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2008, 06:08:14 PM »
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I dunno, some of those commercial ideas seem lamer than the WRW one, ha. I'm still amazed they haven't had a Caveman commercial yet.   "Bowling, so easy a caveman can do it..."


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