Author Topic: Dale Traber.... (Read 14350 times)

Hogsharley · « **on:** February 25, 2007, 03:06:43 AM »

....has a huge gut! He looks like he spent the last 7 years at at the all-you-can-eat-all-night buffet!
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metallicaaaaaaa · « **Reply #46 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:06:25 PM »

no no the last time he saw 900 was when he was on the scale...this was a week after he saw 300.

haha
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Necromancer · « **Reply #47 on:** February 26, 2007, 07:09:36 AM »

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just read on pba.com where traber's fat butt broke 3 chairs during his one game on the show.

I actually tried looking on pba.com to find this information. LOL!!!!!

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Kinalyx · « **Reply #48 on:** February 26, 2007, 11:34:26 AM »

Honestly, im a big guy too, im about 6'3" 300lbs. If dale isnt 400ish, id be surprized.

As for everyone sticking up for him, or just for "big people". Dale is massive, on TV, & looks tired after a half a game. Add in that everyone has heard the stories of what an a-hole he is, & that fact that i dont know anyone thats ever liked either traber.

Cmon guys, who didnt expect this as soon as they saw him?

What i found to be funny was, after each shot, i couldnt watch his ball go down the lane, i just saw his gut jiggling after the shot & watched it to see if it stopped b4 the ball hit the pins.

It didnt!

Shawn

Beef STL · « **Reply #49 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:07:39 PM »

I remember many years ago, I had a pin that I had gotten from a center where I knew people. I had Dale sign it and the only thing he commented on was "This pin looks too good to just give to people to have signed." I didn't think it was rude or anything, just a memory that sticks out.
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Edited on 2/27/2007 3:06 PM

Necromancer · « **Reply #50 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:10:57 PM »

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I remember many years ago, I had a pin that I had gotten from a center where I knew people. I had Dale sign it and the only thing he commented on was "This pin looks too good to just give to people to have signed." I didn't think it was rude or anything, just a memory that sticks out.
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Edited on 2/27/2007 3:06 PM

Are you implying that he wanted to eat the pin instead???
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Ebonite Vortex Afterburner
Columbia 300 Messenger Ti
Storm Hit Blue Pearl
Ebonite 14 Fun Ball
Current Average: 203.470
The Vertigo hits so hard that pins on adjacent lanes sometimes fall - FACT.

Beef STL · « **Reply #51 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:16:01 PM »

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Are you implying that he wanted to eat the pin instead???

lol, never thought of it that way. Maybe...

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Beef STL · « **Reply #52 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:28:08 PM »

I had just a thought.

If he ever got water on his shoe... he'd reenact the old amf sumo commercial. (Anyone got a clip, even youtube failed on this one

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Deathclutch · « **Reply #53 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:29:28 PM »

Some people do whiskey shots Dale does ranch dressing shots!!!
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Hogsharley · « **Reply #54 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:52:48 PM »

I just found a very rare video of the Traber brothers together. You don't want to miss this one!!

http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r7/Hogsharley/?action=view¤t=SUMO.flv
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rhinotec · « **Reply #55 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:55:10 AM »

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I just found a very rare video of the Traber brothers together. You don't want to miss this one!!

http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r7/Hogsharley/?action=viewÂ¤t=SUMO.flv
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OMG I can't breathe I laughed so hard at that I think I ruptured something inside. I haven't seen Dave in a while is he as large as his brother? If so why does he not look it, the last time I saw him on TV he looked larger than in the past but not as large as Dale unless I'm wrong.(could it be the pickles?)

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Edited on 2/28/2007 4:15 AM

mortonjl · « **Reply #56 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:59:14 AM »

I heard his picture weighs 20 pounds.

Mr Bass · « **Reply #57 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:12:58 PM »

Yeah, so imagine the poor sap in the Post Office truck delivering the next USBC magazine. Smoke coming from the engine...
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Top Of The Line · « **Reply #59 on:** February 28, 2007, 06:49:14 PM »

the guy flat out throws a brutal ball, its hideous to watch and so is he. He has alot of credentials, and he somehow finds a way to score obviously, how LOL who knows but it makes me sick to watch his game. No clue how that body holds up over long marathon tournaments. That was an absolute nightmare for the PBA when he made the show, imagine what they were thinking about their image.

a_ak57 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 28, 2007, 06:57:17 PM »

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Any pictures of this guy? I mean full body shots? I didn't get to see the telecast and by the way you guys talk about this guy, you would think he looks like a whale!!
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