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Title: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: yoder978 on November 01, 2004, 11:47:46 AM
this guy is awful.  a three year old kid would be more exciting.  espn needs to find a replacement.  randy pederson does a great job but ryan's performance just makes it hard to want to watch.  maybe they should get bob costas or something, problem being is they wont spend the money on him.  but they seriously need to replace "and 60 feet to success for..."  that is one of the worst calls ever.  here is an idea; chris berman.  could you imagine a back, back, back, back, gone call or a he could go all the way.
Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: a_ak57 on November 01, 2004, 07:49:40 PM
Yeah right, Chris wouldn't be caught dead near a bowling match......i mean they even make fun of it on NFL sunday countdown....no way they get him.

BTW, you do know that Dave isn't a bowling announcer.  He's ESPN's errand boy....covers the "off" sports, like ping-pong, the little league world series, bowling, etc.  The stuff not many people watch.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: jkiser01 on November 01, 2004, 09:12:56 PM
Regardless how bad he is I would bet anyone on this forum would love his job and take his salary!!
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: Doggie the Dog on November 01, 2004, 10:30:24 PM
He's not the worst bowling announcer, he's tolerable. It could be a lot worse, you know- remember Jim Kelly???

That guy who's now on TBS football on Saturday night should have been kept with Randy on the broadcast team.

My guess is that ESPN wanted a younger audience (Dave's in his late 30s IIRC)so they wanted an announcer who can identify with younger viewers.

Every bowling announcer is forever going to be compared with Chris Schenkel and Bo Burton- those days are gone FOREVER (even they weren't perfect- especially Bo)


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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: a_ak57 on November 01, 2004, 10:31:47 PM
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He's not the worst bowling announcer, he's tolerable. It could be a lot worse, you know- remember Jim Kelly???

That guy who's now on TBS football on Saturday night should have been kept with Randy on the broadcast team.

My guess is that ESPN wanted a younger audience (Dave's in his late 30s IIRC)so they wanted an announcer who can identify with younger viewers.

Every bowling announcer is forever going to be compared with Chris Schenkel and Bo Burton- those days are gone FOREVER (even they weren't perfect- especially Bo)


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I AM Doggie the Dog, and I approve this message because I care about one thing-getting the leg up on the competition!!

That could be true..........Or, they just used him because he isn't a bowling announcer, he does all their "off" sport things like I listed before.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: thfonz98 on November 01, 2004, 10:35:41 PM
but i like how he's really good with the advertisements for sunday night football ...and thats why he's on the show
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: The great one on November 01, 2004, 10:45:56 PM
they let dave ryan run around the opening series of the mlb playoffs..
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: TwoFourEightNineNine on November 01, 2004, 10:47:47 PM
Funny how you guys act that you can be the best commentator in the business.

Get over it and put it on mute if you don't like it.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: scotts33 on November 02, 2004, 07:19:37 AM
We already went thru this last year.  The 60 feet to success thing wears thin.  The guy is really a hockey announcer.  Would have thought PBA would have found somebody better this year.  I think they may have their hands tied with ESPN.

Baldo on the telecast would be a great color guy.  Randy does a better job than most.

Scott
Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: seadrive on November 02, 2004, 07:51:05 AM
Dave Ryan is a lot better than Jim Kelly.  Okay, I know that's damning with faint praise, but really, he's not all that bad.

That said, I couldn't believe my ears when I heard that "60 feet to success" line again last Sunday.  It's not possible that he hasn't been told a hundred times how annoying that is!

I never heard an explanation for why they (ESPN or the PBA) removed Ron Thulin from the broadcast team.  He was the best! Maybe he was offered a better gig?

On edit:

Oh, and Chris Berman can go screw himself.  I wanna jump into the TV and strangle him and the rest of those washed-up morons every time they make fun of bowling, and basically tell everyone to switch the channel to ESPN2!
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: twister on November 02, 2004, 07:54:55 AM
Maybe they can get the two idiots that host Celebrity Poker, they have the most uplifting personalities, NOT!!!!!!

Edited on 11/2/2004 8:55 AM
Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: Overhand on November 02, 2004, 08:16:25 AM

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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: Scolai on November 02, 2004, 08:17:32 AM
Bring back the ESPN days when Denny Schriener and Mike Durbin did the telecasts.  Randy Pederson thinks his air time is a stand-up comedy bit and Dave Ryan doesn't know spit from spat about bowling, and it is glaringly obvious on the air that he doesn't.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: channel surfer on November 02, 2004, 08:37:45 AM
Thats why I just ignore them.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: thfonz98 on November 03, 2004, 10:08:39 AM
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Just take a survey in your bowling league...you would be amazed...maybe 10% actually watch the PBA weekly if you are lucky


sounds about right, well when you're up against nfl football it makes it tough, and thats why i tivo the bowling shows and watch football on the other tuner.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: charlest on November 03, 2004, 03:50:10 PM
Do what I have done for the past 2+ years: mute the voice, record the show and replay in slow motion any deliveries and ball-hitting-pins action you like or want to re-view. Works wonders!

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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: janderson on November 03, 2004, 03:53:36 PM
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Did you hear him say

"Sliding: That's something you never want to do in the sport of bowling"


Bob's right - he did say that.

So what's his next great observation?

"It takes big balls to challenge Walter Ray"

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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: ShiningForce22 on November 10, 2004, 05:45:19 AM
Actually the WSOP announcers would be good - Norman Chad and Lon Macheron.
Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: thfonz98 on November 11, 2004, 12:39:13 AM
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Actually the WSOP announcers would be good - Norman Chad and Lon Macheron.


they would be good BUT they would have to learn about bowling...unlike dave ryan
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: a_ak57 on November 11, 2004, 01:22:17 PM
That one guy on the WSOP is freakin obsessed with teh Ace of spades.....every show he makes a comment on how it's beautiful or pretty.....He's insane.
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Title: Re: dave ryan= worst tv announcer
Post by: LuckyLefty on November 12, 2004, 04:11:59 AM
Dave Ryan was in a test off with a few other guys.  He won.

According to the people who pay.  I liked the guy right before him a touch better but he is gone.

What is it about these non bowling color announcers that people hate.  I've never seen anyone like any one in this seat!  EVER!

60 feet to success!  I like it!  Maybe he has been told to use that "Tag".

It's fine!

60 feet to success.... It's got a ring!

REgards,

Luckylefty