Too bad Dud Ryan won't be there. Talk about drama! Mika "Lefty's Worst Nightmare" Koivuniemi versus two of the hottest lefties on tour. Who can forget the excitement, the tension between him and PA in last year's US Open where PA Patrick Allen defeated Major Mika in a two-ball rolloff <cue "Yeah! What do you think about THAT?!?!"> and the Cambridge Credit Classic where Major Mika became just the 16th man to roll a 300 game on national television <cue "Carry! Yeah!!!", hugs Couch>.
And PA's defeat over Mike Scroggins when PA captured his first MAJOR title at last year's World Championship <cue PA hefting the trophy>. But Scroggins is on his own hot streak, having captured the USBC Masters just three weeks ago <cue Scroggins saying something stupid>.
And who could forget Tom Baker's fanTAStic win at the 2004 World Championships. Cheered on by his roommate Brad Angelo after Brad's defeat in the semis, Baker, too, captured his first major title and a five-year tour exemption <cue Baker throwing his last strike, turning around, his fists in the air, crying "Yes, yes!">.
These are the final four contestants in the PBA Keystone. State. Championship.
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