Yeah, I thought it was funny too.
Our main level flooring (living room, dining room, kitchen, guest 1/2 bathroom & foyer/hallway) is past being ready to replace. Definitely gonna give Lumber Liquidators a shot at it.
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Here's a thought for you grammar police: Have your own backyards cleaned up before trying to clean up others. A.K.A. Monster Puke, it's catching on....