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Rash Belmonte and PBA all WRONG!!!
« on: June 23, 2011, 12:00:34 PM »
Okay here we GO!!!
 
Belmonte- Get a rid of the plastic bottle!! Ever time I see him with on it looks like one that is 10 days old and been refilled 75 times.  Everyone is going to be waiting for it now, if you did it on purpose or not, so just get a sport bottle or something.
 
Rash- Language was a little off hand and you have to remember your one of the stars of the PBA and its not friday night league in your home town.
 
PBA- WOW you are just stupid.  First you release this youtube video about this and then fine Rash??? It was not a live TV event and you could have made this seem like it never happened (besides the people in the crowd).  It seems like you tried to get some promo action for the Summer Series and then you fine one of the people that was the focus of the promo....COME YOU LOOK STUPID!  
 
 These are my thoughts but you know there like a$$holes...we all have them!
 


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Re: Rash Belmonte and PBA all WRONG!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 09:21:22 PM »
Maybe the PBA fined him in PBA credits instead of cash. Since the PBA whored this out like there was no tomorrow. PBA --- "Bad Rash"(keep doing it while we pimp it all over the internet for interest of our dead sport)
 
Some one hire them a writer from the WWE so we can finish this off right already.
 


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Re: Rash Belmonte and PBA all WRONG!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 10:07:28 PM »

  Yea, I can just see it now. After the insult, Belmonte goes up on the approach, confronts Rash about his mouth, but before Belmonte can do anything, one of Rash's Brunswick teammates runs up behind Belmonte and knocks him out with a gallon water bottle.

 

 They pound on Belmonte with those jugs for a while, at least until his "Storm Strongmen" teammates come rushing out of the paddock area to defend him, at which point the "Brunswick Bullies" run for cover, all the time "popping" their water bottles and yelling "BOTTLE BIT***S" back at the Storm crew.

 

 WOW, this could be GREAT.  NOT



kidlost2000 wrote on 6/23/2011 9:21 PM:
Maybe the PBA fined him in PBA credits instead of cash. Since the PBA whored this out like there was no tomorrow. PBA --- "Bad Rash"(keep doing it while we pimp it all over the internet for interest of our dead sport)

 

Some one hire them a writer from the WWE so we can finish this off right already.

 



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Re: Rash Belmonte and PBA all WRONG!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 12:09:53 AM »
I'm picturing a Storm vs. Brunswick WWE-type match... Duke would get picked up by Loschetter and stuffed into somebody's interchangeable thumbhole, Pete Weber would stick his lit cigarette into the back of somebody's knee, Parker Bohn would break out his Lumber Liquidators flooring sample and break it over somebody's head WWE-style, Belmo would be kicking everyone kangaroo-style, Rash would be winding up to throw a punch then getting the yips and winding up over and over and over again without ever punching anybody, Smallwood would lick his fingers and rub it on his fist before each blow, Angelo would be brought to his knees by a Soul Patch Twist ... oh wait, Angelo isn't there. Never mind.


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Re: Rash Belmonte and PBA all WRONG!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 12:29:15 AM »
And, when its all over, they do the interviews. I can just hear it now, it sounds just like a NASCAR interview.

 

 " Well Randy, I'll tell ya this,  after I got through drinking water out of my number 1 PEPSI bottle, those BRUNSWICK Bullies really took offense at that.  When it broke loose, I thought I would have to break a can of BARBASOL whoopash open on them, but they're slipperier than a case ofLUCAS oil treatments. The way Parker was swinging that LUMBER LIQUIDATORS sample around, you'd a thought he'd been taking some ONE-A-DAY 50+ vitamins or something. Anyway, one of my buddies run out to hisGO RVING camper, and grabbed a couple of themBUDWEISER bottles for us to fight back with. When one of their wives tried to get involved, I heard him tell her this fight was "JUST FOR MEN", so she should go get them some BAYER aspirin ready for when the fighting was all done. The last time we seen them, they was a flyin out of here in their getaway vehicle. The way they was a drivin, I hope they got some good GEICO insurance."


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