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jbuzz31

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Screw Hambone.....
« on: January 26, 2009, 07:41:16 AM »
........... if i hear "Back to back Jacks"  one more mother******* time i will strangle rob stone with my bare hands!
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 03:45:19 PM »
Yatzee!

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 03:46:54 PM »
Drop and give me TEN!

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 03:53:59 PM »

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 03:59:13 PM »
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If Wes makes anymore shows "Strike-alot-Mallot" may start eating into my brain.
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Rob Stone could call him (Wes) 'Huck-n-Chuck'

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 04:01:57 PM »
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........... if i hear "Back to back Jacks"  one more mother******* time i will strangle rob stone with my bare hands!
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Completely agree.
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 09:09:27 PM »
*yelled really loud*
GET DOWN SEVEN PIN!!!!!

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 09:16:33 PM »
ROFL! I've gotten to the point where I hear him say something stupid and start laughing my azz off thinking of how much people on here are going to b!tch about it.
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 10:42:23 PM »
He's bringing something new and fresh to the telecasts.

And, more importantly, he's making people talk about the telecasts for the whole week rather than just Sunday.

I hated the guy at first, but he's grown on me, to the point where I find him amusing, if not hilarious. I appreciate him, and I certainly give the guy props for effort to learn the sport.

Admit it, if you were asked to give commentary for some sport that seemed "off the wall" to you, like squash or badminton or volleyball, you would take little or no interest and not enjoy it. Rob, on the other hand, is having fun with it and learning more than I ever expected.

I take my hat of, and surely some of you could cut him at least a little slack.
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 11:22:45 PM »
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If Wes makes anymore shows "Strike-alot-Mallot" may start eating into my brain.


Rob Stone could call him (Wes) 'Huck-n-Chuck'


Or Rob could call him "Wes Malott." That wouldn't be too bad.
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 11:33:17 PM »
I don't understand what some of you people want....do you want two ball reps talking about ball motion the whole time and technical jargon?

The guy has fun with it and makes it entertaining....exactly what a color announcer is supposed to do.
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 11:40:04 PM »
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I don't understand what some of you people want....do you want two ball reps talking about ball motion the whole time and technical jargon?






Of course.  Don't you know that such a set up would have a HUGE audience that goes WAY beyond the hardcore bowler?
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 11:43:01 PM »
"exactly what the color announcer is supposed to do"--absolutely correct,
except he is not the color man, he is play by play man.

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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 11:58:19 PM »
GOOD NEWS!!! ESPN IS HOLDING AUDITIONS TO REPLACE ROB STONE!!!!! AND 5 BALLREVIEWS MEMBERS WILL BE DECIDING THE WINNER!

HERE'S MY AUDITION:

*monotone voice*

Well, Randy. Wes Mallot threw the ball to a break point about 40 feet down the lane at the 10 board, then the ball's core sat up and the coverstock gave it nice continuation through the pin deck. My this is entertaining. Hey, look, he threw another strike in a "strikingly" similar fashion (please don't disqualify me for trying to make this exciting with a mediocre pun). I wonder if his opponent will be able to duplicate Wes's success.

Well would you look at that? There are still various pins standing on the deck. This is probably not good. I believe the pins are the 4-6-7-10. Some people call this the "Big Four", but I'm a traditionalist, and I don't like to use such unbelievably silly slang terms.



What do you guys think!!!!???? EXCITING!?!?!
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Re: Screw Hambone.....
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 06:44:28 AM »
I like Rob Stone.  He is the people's announcer.  I'm actually tired of hearing Randy compare two balls as charcoal and a marble.  

Everyone wanna hate on Rob but they will accept that a bowler is throwing a piece of charcoal down the lane and the other is throwing a marble.

LOL!
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