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BrooklynSlop

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John May looks constipated...
« on: February 12, 2007, 02:49:40 PM »
I was just watching the telecast from this past weekend again and I swear to God, John May looks like he's about to drop a massive loaf every time he makes his approach!

Great bowler, seems like a nice guy... Just in need of some, uh... Ahem... Bowel relief?


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BrooklynSlop

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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 10:53:08 PM »
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Add O'Neil and Loschetter to the funny face category.


LOL!!!

Yeah, poor Billy looks like a MONKEY when he releases the ball!
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 11:13:17 PM »
Where is this online?
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 11:17:00 PM »
Everybody looks funny when they are releasing the ball.  It's a natural relex.  You just can't see/feel it because you can't see yourself bowl.  Film yourself from the front and have a laugh.  I happen to clinch my bottom lip inward really tight prior to release.  It's a marvel I haven't bitten it off yet.
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BrooklynSlop

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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 11:26:42 PM »
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Everybody looks funny when they are releasing the ball.  It's a natural relex.  You just can't see/feel it because you can't see yourself bowl.  Film yourself from the front and have a laugh.  I happen to clinch my bottom lip inward really tight prior to release.  It's a marvel I haven't bitten it off yet.
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No no no no no... You didn't read my post. He looks constipated DURING HIS APPROACH, not at his release. In otherwords, he waddles toward the line.

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John May looks like he's about to drop a massive loaf every time he makes his approach!


"...every time he makes his approach!"

Making an approach has nothing to do with the actual release. But you are correct, everybody looks funny at release. But not everybody looks constipated as they clench their cheeks holding a hot loaf, pinching a deuce as they WALK toward the line.
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 12:08:02 AM »
Sorry but I've never thought that much about #2...
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 07:19:54 AM »
Chris Loschetter does something funny with his mouth  during the approach, its like his tongue is botherin him
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 12:22:29 PM »
I really like Himmler "Chiefs" face just before his approach. Looks like he is about ready to murder someone. Or at least bash someones face in.

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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 12:34:16 PM »
Has someone mentioned Captain America's "O" face yet?
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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 12:42:43 PM »
I have to bring up Mike Edwards floppy tongue.  Almost reminds me of Michael Jordan.

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Re: John May looks constipated...
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 12:43:25 PM »
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What about when Mike Edwards licks his lips on the approach before his release.


That's a little too disturbing and personal. Don't you think?
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