If I ever win the lottery I am going to do 2 things:
1. Run for Senate or House of Representatives
2. Buy the PBA
When I buy the PBA, I am going to put it primetime during the week or during Saturday evenings so more people can watch it. I won't care about losses, I will be doing it for the fans. The prize pool will be increased back to the $100K range for first. Also the exempt system will be dinosaurs as I think that system is the stupidest idea in sport's history. Everyone qualifys!
Also, those 5 animal patterns are stupid too. In my PBA there will just be:
-THS
-Reverse Block
-US Open Flat Shot
-Christmas Tree
At least those names describe the damn pattern. WTF is a Scorpion Pattern? All the 5 current patterns are variations of the Christmas Tree. Another stupid idea.
Also, I am going to have the bowler's cut promos like the WWE. We need entertainment. Also the events are going to be in bigger venues. And we are going to get better camera angles. And we are going to get the bowlers to tell what they got in the bag and why they drill the way they do.
Fields will be open and limitless like the WSOP. The more the better. We will have qualifying all day long if needed.
I can't wait!
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