Thought this one would be generating a little more hype than it is.
WHAT? You're kidding. It's old technology. As soon as RG mentioned it had the Theory core, I could see dozens of bowlers here saying, "I don't want old technology" I have to have the latest and the greatest, no matter how well this "old technology"works. 
Fools!
Between the Critical and the Eternal Cell, RG AND Storm should discontinue every other asymmetric for the next 5 years. Outside the original Virtual Gravity, the Cell and the Theory are 2 of the best 5 balls made, by anyone, anywhere, in the last 15 years. Those cores are pure magic. (The Eagle, the Black Widow and the Mastermind round out that 5, for my money.)
Boy, you're sure on a crusade against bowling balls lately.
Look, I agree with you, bowling ball technology isn't changing much. We're suckers for buying new stuff. But, you DO realize we're on a website that was created entirely to talk about new bowling balls, right?
But they're talking about unused balls,brand new one that are not even in anyone's hands yet and they're exclaiming how great they are. It's sheer stupidity.
Even in the best cases, they thrown one good series and that ball is the next best thing to sliced bread.
Heck, at best, if they've averaged 240 for the past 3 months using one new ball and they had a 200 average, they should only say something like "this balls seems to have potential". Most times, they're childish little "fan boys", hyping balls worse than the manufacturers. All they do is exaggerate.
That's what I'm tired of.
