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greenefam

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Interesting wording for Mars release
« on: March 02, 2009, 04:04:03 AM »
From the Mars page on Rotogrip.com

 
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.


Does this mean the end of the planet line?  I have to guess so since they've been through all the legitimate planet names except Uranus, which I seriously doubt they'll touch...
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leftyinsnellville

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 12:33:02 PM »
They don't have a hair on their azz if they don't come out with the Uranus.
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 12:45:03 PM »
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They don't have a hair on their azz if they don't come out with the Uranus.



I would hope its a mix of brown and olive drab too!
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 01:17:21 PM »


 
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.


I think it's great that they're stopping the planet line before the Uranus.

I can just hear it now at the pro shop. "How do you want Uranus drilled?" or "I can always plug and re-drill Uranus if you like."
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NtheDitch

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 01:23:06 PM »
The best slug and grip combo would be a brown slug and pink grips for the Uranus.
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 02:01:52 PM »
and thus ballreviews slips yet another notch lower ...
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »
"So i see Uranus isn't reacting the way you want it to"
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VBP-Dustin

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 07:29:56 PM »
i dont recall them ever making a ball called jupiter
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 07:38:55 PM »
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and thus ballreviews slips yet another notch lower ...
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2009, 07:39:39 PM »
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i dont recall them ever making a ball called jupiter


Beat me to it, was thinking the same thing actually..
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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2009, 08:01:35 PM »
To work optimally, you'll need more oil for Uranus.

ba dum dum pssssh!
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leftyinsnellville

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 02:33:36 PM »
Care and maintenance of Uranus:

1. Make sure to regularly clean Uranus as dirt will clog up the pores.  You may want to give Uranus a hot water bath on occassion.

2. Don't expose Uranus to extreme hot or cold temperatures as doing so increases the chance of cracking.

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2009, 08:59:43 AM »
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Buddy Christ

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2009, 09:15:08 AM »
All right everybody, how old are we? Of course, I can see the bowling centers topic of conversation at the ball return.

"My ball just hit Uranus."

"Dude, grow up."

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Re: Interesting wording for Mars release
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 09:28:30 AM »
quote:


 
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The final addition to the best value performance line of bowling balls on the market is the Marsâ„¢.


I think it's great that they're stopping the planet line before the Uranus.

I can just hear it now at the pro shop. "How do you want Uranus drilled?" or "I can always plug and re-drill Uranus if you like."
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quote:
Care and maintenance of Uranus:

1. Make sure to regularly clean Uranus as dirt will clog up the pores.  You may want to give Uranus a hot water bath on occassion.

2. Don't expose Uranus to extreme hot or cold temperatures as doing so increases the chance of cracking.

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Well if you keep Uranus well maintained it will last awhile

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they've been through all the legitimate planet names except Uranus, which I seriously doubt they'll touch...  


Why would you want them to touch your anus?


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"So i see Uranus isn't reacting the way you want it to"


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To work optimally, you'll need more oil for Uranus.

ba dum dum pssssh!
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I wonder if sandpaper or Abralon would be better to change the surface of Uranus?  
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