Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are! Yes, I think I would buy an Uranus ball, too. I'll pass on the smell though. Could you imagine that ball, with that smell, zipped up in your bowling bag for a period of time? On a side note, I believe (and I think it's been noted here at some point) Storm missed the boat with scents of the XXXFactor and XXXFactor Xtreme. A Jenna Jameson scented ball would've sold millions.