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SKIDSNAP

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The Cell Commandments
« on: June 28, 2008, 12:54:11 PM »
The Cell Commandments:


1.   Do not use THE CELL as a spare ball.
2.   You must have a least 4 revs to use THE CELL
3.   You must have at least a 190 average (although THE CELL can get you to 190)
4.   Do not throw THE CELL in the garbage if you bowl badly that day.  It should be you that goes in the garbage.
5.   Do not beat you wife or kids after bowling bad with THE CELL.  Shake it off man every one will bowl badly occasionally.
6.   Do not come back to the pro shop and say that this ball is not hooking. It is impossible for THE CELL to not hook.
7.   If you bowl a 300 or 800 with THE CELL do not be excited …that is what is supposed to happen.
8.   Never or trade THE CELL for another ball or you will never bowl 200 ever again.
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NJStroker

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 10:05:00 PM »
im guilty of number 2 lol
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Im so glad people are brainwashed to thinking that if they buy a new ball they will carry everything. And its even funnier when im carrying with my 15 year old ball and they're going flat ten.
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I Flush 8s

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2008, 10:08:34 PM »
haha too funny i live and die by these
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Locke

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 04:34:59 PM »
I would like to add:

9. If the Cell does not react well it is not the ball you will just have to change.
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Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

lsf_21

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 04:41:23 PM »
Number 6 is completely false. i went to a house and pulled the cell out and first bal never moved a board b/c there was not any oil on the lane. and then since mine is polished on a flood it will never move a board.
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tomstewa

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 12:28:57 PM »
#10 - Never use baby talk with the ball. The ball is a monster. Treat it like a monster and throw like you have some testosterone (women have that as well as the men).
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laddog54

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Re: The Cell Commandments
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 12:51:06 PM »
11. Don't laugh to hard when the opposing team tells your wife the lanes are to slick. Then she pulls out her cell and swings it 18 to 5 and back and beats them.
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