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RyanRPS

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Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:55:58 AM »
Guys and Gals,

We are having a little Christmas competition especially for the good people on Ballreviews.  The winner will receive a free Seismic bowling ball of their choice.

Here is the competition...

Everybody loves a limerick.  Come up with the best, funniest, most original, or weirdest bowling related limerick, and you will win a free bowling ball!  Give your limerick a Seismic twist and you will give yourself a big advantage!

Closing date for entries will be midnight (per ballreviews time) on Christmas Eve, when the staff at Seismic Bowling will vote for their favourite.  The winner will then be announced here on Ballreviews on Christmas day to give you an extra special present!  

If you have not thrown Seismic products before here is your chance to show of your poetic talents and maybe win one!

Post entries in this thread or via PM.

Have fun and Merry Christmas!

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www.seismicbowling.com

Edited on 12/19/2010 8:55 PM
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sevenpin63

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 07:08:42 PM »
I once new a guy who bought a Aftermath Pearl

So he decided to give it a whirl

It hit with such thunder

He knew it was not a blunder

He just bought the best ball in the world.
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Dyno-Joe

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 07:16:58 PM »
PM sent. I am debating on posting it here so everyone can see it. Should I?
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sevenpin63

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2010, 07:20:05 PM »
quote:
PM sent. I am debating on posting it here so everyone can see it. Should I?


Dont be bashful, all in good fun.
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Dyno-Joe

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 07:36:30 PM »
Waves rippling sends pins flipping.
Power that is way too crippling.
   Wood is split
   As balls hit.
Seismic balls make your score card tripling.
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Juggernaut

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 07:46:24 PM »
The pins crouched in fear, how they cowered,

 as the bowler approached them he glowered

 The challenge he met

 and he won the bet

 because he was Seismically powered.
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sevenpin63

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 07:56:57 PM »
This guy was not lying

The pins he hit were flying

It was no crap

He couldn''t get tapped

That Seismic ball I''''m buying.

    OR

This guy was not lying

The pins he hit were Flying

It was no crap

He couldn''t get tapped

Seismic left the pins a crying.
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Edited on 12/21/2010 4:04 PM
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kingpin268

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 07:57:23 PM »
Awesome idea! I love limericks. Never much good at composing, but here''s my attempt:

The handsome and bold Desperado
Made control his striking new motto
On the lanes, unsurpassed
But in bed, still can''t last
When thinking of Nelly Furtado

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Pennsylvania State University

Edited on 12/24/2010 11:09 AM
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tywithay

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 08:10:01 PM »
There's balls that make pins tremble

Smash through deck and crash like a cymbal

The competitors shall fear

When I pull out my gear

And they see the Seismic symbol




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kidlost2000

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 08:10:49 PM »
quote:
Awesome idea! I love limericks. Never much good at composing, but here's my attempt:

The handsome and bold Desperado
Said control is his striking new motto
On the lanes, unsurpassed
But in bed, still can't last
When thinking of Nelly Furtado

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Pennsylvania State University




very funny.
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…… you can't  add a physics term to a bowling term and expect it to mean something.

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 08:18:01 PM »
Mine is going to be longer, cuz I enjoy this

T'was the night before Christmas
and Santa was perplexed,
See, Timmy wanted a great bowling ball,
One better than the rest.

Santa he searched, online and in stores,
He snuck in the pro shop, while the owner he snored.
Santa flipped through the logs, and looked on the shelves,
He decided to drill up a Black Out using the PAP of one of his elves.

3 3/8", with the pin under ring
The pins they went soaring
Santa was shocked, he'd never seen such a thing.
12 strikes in row later, the elf, shouted with glee,
Bring Timmy a Seismic, but keep this one for me!

 Merry Christmas All!


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Juggernaut

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 08:24:11 PM »
A bowler who lived in Nantucket

 was constantly leaving the bucket

 but the fix came on quick

 when he bought a Seismic

 cause THOSE balls can hit like trucks hit.
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Juggernaut

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 09:28:54 PM »
With his Blackout a constantly hookin

 and his Aftermath pearl really cookin

 He threw twelve in a row

 with his Desperado

 And laughed at the money he took in.


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Edited on 12/19/2010 11:29 PM
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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 10:03:37 PM »
I got Limericks but None of them can be posted on a family site. I will be thinking though
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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 10:33:29 PM »
Going to the alley tonight to play a little trick.
Take other bowler's money and make them feel sick.
I don't know how these balls fit in this sack.
Other equipment fears when I put them on the rack.
Yeah. My balls are Seismic
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