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RyanRPS

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Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:55:58 AM »
Guys and Gals,

We are having a little Christmas competition especially for the good people on Ballreviews.  The winner will receive a free Seismic bowling ball of their choice.

Here is the competition...

Everybody loves a limerick.  Come up with the best, funniest, most original, or weirdest bowling related limerick, and you will win a free bowling ball!  Give your limerick a Seismic twist and you will give yourself a big advantage!

Closing date for entries will be midnight (per ballreviews time) on Christmas Eve, when the staff at Seismic Bowling will vote for their favourite.  The winner will then be announced here on Ballreviews on Christmas day to give you an extra special present!  

If you have not thrown Seismic products before here is your chance to show of your poetic talents and maybe win one!

Post entries in this thread or via PM.

Have fun and Merry Christmas!

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Edited on 12/19/2010 8:55 PM
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SVstar34

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2010, 10:43:09 PM »
Bowl the ball forward, not back
Someone's lane you might crack
The ball's in the gutter
Oh the way people will stutter
Hoping you have Seismic's new tic-tac
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bighook69

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2010, 08:32:55 AM »
Kicked out of their homes once more
For they told their wives the score
Yet they tried to explain
That their balls were too plain
That Aftermath had made them all poor
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Good Times Good Times

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2010, 08:52:32 AM »
There's a ball in my sack that's all black

I pull it out with the Lane 1 piece that's cracked

Put the bomb on the rack...

Pick up that black

My static weights on my black are correct for a smack


(OP:  You should get the humor as you spend time on here)
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RyanRPS

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2010, 09:00:28 AM »
Loving all the entries so far guys!  Keep''em coming!

And Good Times, i''ve been here 5 years

Ryan
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Edited on 12/20/2010 10:59 AM
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MaidenheadBandit

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2010, 05:58:09 AM »
There once was a Troll on this forum,
Who said all these balls bored him.

Ryan suggested an Solaris,
Dave suggested Requim.

So he went out and bought a Blackout,
since then nobody saw him.

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Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.....
Beer for the man, white wine fruit based drink for the lady.
Seismic for the man, storm fruit smelling ball for the lady.....
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c(')(')

Good Times Good Times

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 06:01:26 AM »
quote:
Loving all the entries so far guys!  Keep''em coming!

And Good Times, i''ve been here 5 years

Ryan
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Edited on 12/20/2010 10:59 AM


LOL ! !   I got your attention!  
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tomyo10

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2010, 06:31:20 AM »
OK- here goes:

There once was a bowler from Colorado,
Who found a great ball called The Desperado.
His lanes were so wet,
But he did not fret
Cuz the ball really showed it's bravado.
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JJM

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2010, 06:42:11 AM »
Can't afford to buy another ball

Should I win this, Seismic gets the call

Doesn't matter what I throw

High performance or low

Having issues, even on the "Great Wall"
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kingpin268

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2010, 08:00:09 AM »
In the Aftermath of a great night
Two bowlers got into a fight
A ball, orange and yellow
"Shows no class, my young fellow"
For the ball hurt my eyes it''s so bright

Or a different ending:

In the Aftermath of a great night
Two bowlers got into a fight
A ball, orange and yellow
"Shows no class, my young fellow"
So he ordered another in spite

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JJM

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2010, 11:40:21 AM »
Don't know much 'bout Seismic it's true

But I'd just love to try something new

Now, their balls look real neat

Cores and covers so sweet

All the others out there just won't do.
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leftyinsnellville

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2010, 12:20:51 PM »
There once was a League Bowler from Nantucket

Who was oft teased because his lame ball left the bucket

He gave a Seismic ball a try

And his scores went sky high

Then he told the teasers to "Suck It!"





Edited on 12/21/2010 2:38 PM
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Keith Frye

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2010, 01:07:27 PM »
In the Aftermath of a blizzard in Colorado

Begins this Requiem of a well known Desperado

Through the Epicenter of the snow

In a Blackout search lights glow

For a crapper that’s not ocupado
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Keith Frye

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2010, 01:38:38 PM »
Like the Requiem of a funeral choir

Was heard the voice of a Desperado so dire

Blackout on lane 29 was the call

Because it’s the Seismic ball

That has my opponents calling me Sire!
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Keith Frye

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2010, 03:02:52 PM »
There was a house hack from Nantucket
He took his ball to the lanes and did chuck it
Though his style was not grand
With a Seismic in hand
His pockets filled with bracket duckets
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BWDavy

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Re: Christmas Ball Give Away from Seismic Bowling!
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 04:37:01 AM »
There was a bowler from downunder in Australia,
Who in league was never a failure,
His ball of orange and gold
Carried hard and left no corners cold,
And the scouts were all sent by air mail, Errr

Yes, I know the last line is lame  






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