Post by: RyanRPS on December 19, 2010, 10:55:58 AM
We are having a little Christmas competition especially for the good people on Ballreviews. The winner will receive a free Seismic bowling ball of their choice.
Here is the competition...
Everybody loves a limerick. Come up with the best, funniest, most original, or weirdest bowling related limerick, and you will win a free bowling ball! Give your limerick a Seismic twist and you will give yourself a big advantage!
Closing date for entries will be midnight (per ballreviews time) on Christmas Eve, when the staff at Seismic Bowling will vote for their favourite. The winner will then be announced here on Ballreviews on Christmas day to give you an extra special present!
If you have not thrown Seismic products before here is your chance to show of your poetic talents and maybe win one!
Post entries in this thread or via PM.
Have fun and Merry Christmas!
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com
Edited on 12/19/2010 8:55 PM
Post by: sevenpin63 on December 19, 2010, 07:08:42 PM
So he decided to give it a whirl
It hit with such thunder
He knew it was not a blunder
He just bought the best ball in the world.
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DON'T TEMPT THE BOWLING GODS
Post by: Dyno-Joe on December 19, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Post by: sevenpin63 on December 19, 2010, 07:20:05 PM
quote:
PM sent. I am debating on posting it here so everyone can see it. Should I?
Dont be bashful, all in good fun.
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DON'T TEMPT THE BOWLING GODS
Post by: Dyno-Joe on December 19, 2010, 07:36:30 PM
Power that is way too crippling.
Wood is split
As balls hit.
Seismic balls make your score card tripling.
Post by: Juggernaut on December 19, 2010, 07:46:24 PM
as the bowler approached them he glowered
The challenge he met
and he won the bet
because he was Seismically powered.
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Good transactions list in my profile
Post by: sevenpin63 on December 19, 2010, 07:56:57 PM
The pins he hit were flying
It was no crap
He couldn''t get tapped
That Seismic ball I''''m buying.
OR
This guy was not lying
The pins he hit were Flying
It was no crap
He couldn''t get tapped
Seismic left the pins a crying.
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DON''''T TEMPT THE BOWLING GODS
Edited on 12/21/2010 4:04 PM
Post by: kingpin268 on December 19, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
The handsome and bold Desperado
Made control his striking new motto
On the lanes, unsurpassed
But in bed, still can''t last
When thinking of Nelly Furtado
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Edited on 12/24/2010 11:09 AM
Post by: tywithay on December 19, 2010, 08:10:01 PM
Smash through deck and crash like a cymbal
The competitors shall fear
When I pull out my gear
And they see the Seismic symbol
Post by: kidlost2000 on December 19, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
quote:
Awesome idea! I love limericks. Never much good at composing, but here's my attempt:
The handsome and bold Desperado
Said control is his striking new motto
On the lanes, unsurpassed
But in bed, still can't last
When thinking of Nelly Furtado
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very funny.
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Post by: Spider Ball Bowler on December 19, 2010, 08:18:01 PM
T'was the night before Christmas
and Santa was perplexed,
See, Timmy wanted a great bowling ball,
One better than the rest.
Santa he searched, online and in stores,
He snuck in the pro shop, while the owner he snored.
Santa flipped through the logs, and looked on the shelves,
He decided to drill up a Black Out using the PAP of one of his elves.
3 3/8", with the pin under ring
The pins they went soaring
Santa was shocked, he'd never seen such a thing.
12 strikes in row later, the elf, shouted with glee,
Bring Timmy a Seismic, but keep this one for me!
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Ahhh Disco Biscuits!
Post by: Juggernaut on December 19, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
was constantly leaving the bucket
but the fix came on quick
when he bought a Seismic
cause THOSE balls can hit like trucks hit.
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Good transactions list in my profile
Post by: Juggernaut on December 19, 2010, 09:28:54 PM
and his Aftermath pearl really cookin
He threw twelve in a row
with his Desperado
And laughed at the money he took in.
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Good transactions list in my profile
Edited on 12/19/2010 11:29 PM
Post by: mainzer on December 19, 2010, 10:03:37 PM
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+++Henry Zou+++
Founding FatherBR Inquisition
MainzerPower
Post by: NeumannKnight on December 19, 2010, 10:33:29 PM
Take other bowler's money and make them feel sick.
I don't know how these balls fit in this sack.
Other equipment fears when I put them on the rack.
Yeah. My balls are Seismic
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Post by: SVstar34 on December 19, 2010, 10:43:09 PM
Someone's lane you might crack
The ball's in the gutter
Oh the way people will stutter
Hoping you have Seismic's new tic-tac
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Rogue Cell (5.5 x 4 OOB used)
Bounty(4.5 x 4.75 Fresh 1000 Abralon)
Twisted Fury(5 x 4 500 Abralon + Reacta Shine)
Blue Vibe(5 x 5 4000 Abralon + Reacta Shine)
Post by: bighook69 on December 20, 2010, 08:32:55 AM
For they told their wives the score
Yet they tried to explain
That their balls were too plain
That Aftermath had made them all poor
Post by: Good Times Good Times on December 20, 2010, 08:52:32 AM
I pull it out with the Lane 1 piece that's cracked
Put the bomb on the rack...
Pick up that black
My static weights on my black are correct for a smack
(OP: You should get the humor as you spend time on here)
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GetOffMe10Pin
Post by: RyanRPS on December 20, 2010, 09:00:28 AM
And Good Times, i''ve been here 5 years
Ryan
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com
Edited on 12/20/2010 10:59 AM
Post by: MaidenheadBandit on December 21, 2010, 05:58:09 AM
Who said all these balls bored him.
Ryan suggested an Solaris,
Dave suggested Requim.
So he went out and bought a Blackout,
since then nobody saw him.
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Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.....
Beer for the man, white wine fruit based drink for the lady.
Lane 1 for the man, storm fruit smelling ball for the lady.....
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( . .)
c(')(')
Post by: Good Times Good Times on December 21, 2010, 06:01:26 AM
quote:
Loving all the entries so far guys! Keep''em coming!
And Good Times, i''ve been here 5 years
Ryan
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com
Edited on 12/20/2010 10:59 AM
LOL ! ! I got your attention!
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GetOffMe10Pin
Post by: tomyo10 on December 21, 2010, 06:31:20 AM
There once was a bowler from Colorado,
Who found a great ball called The Desperado.
His lanes were so wet,
But he did not fret
Cuz the ball really showed it's bravado.
Post by: JJM on December 21, 2010, 06:42:11 AM
Should I win this, Seismic gets the call
Doesn't matter what I throw
High performance or low
Having issues, even on the "Great Wall"
Post by: kingpin268 on December 21, 2010, 08:00:09 AM
Two bowlers got into a fight
A ball, orange and yellow
"Shows no class, my young fellow"
For the ball hurt my eyes it''s so bright
Or a different ending:
In the Aftermath of a great night
Two bowlers got into a fight
A ball, orange and yellow
"Shows no class, my young fellow"
So he ordered another in spite
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Pennsylvania State University
Edited on 12/24/2010 11:10 AM
Post by: JJM on December 21, 2010, 11:40:21 AM
But I'd just love to try something new
Now, their balls look real neat
Cores and covers so sweet
All the others out there just won't do.
Post by: leftyinsnellville on December 21, 2010, 12:20:51 PM
Who was oft teased because his lame ball left the bucket
He gave a Seismic ball a try
And his scores went sky high
Then he told the teasers to "Suck It!"
Edited on 12/21/2010 2:38 PM
Post by: Keith Frye on December 21, 2010, 01:07:27 PM
Begins this Requiem of a well known Desperado
Through the Epicenter of the snow
In a Blackout search lights glow
For a crapper that’s not ocupado
Post by: Keith Frye on December 21, 2010, 01:38:38 PM
Was heard the voice of a Desperado so dire
Blackout on lane 29 was the call
Because it’s the Seismic ball
That has my opponents calling me Sire!
Post by: Keith Frye on December 21, 2010, 03:02:52 PM
He took his ball to the lanes and did chuck it
Though his style was not grand
With a Seismic in hand
His pockets filled with bracket duckets
Post by: BWDavy on December 22, 2010, 04:37:01 AM
Who in league was never a failure,
His ball of orange and gold
Carried hard and left no corners cold,
And the scouts were all sent by air mail, Errr
Yes, I know the last line is lame
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Post by: blazin84ta on December 22, 2010, 05:20:54 AM
It sent the pins into a fright
The ball was let go
It kept the pins low
This seismic is pure dynamite
Post by: blazin84ta on December 22, 2010, 05:34:17 AM
He said u ain't tried it don't knock it
He stroked it out right
It was a good night
With seismic these lanes just can't stop it
Post by: StickZ on December 22, 2010, 08:14:16 AM
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Career High Series: 774x2
High Game 09'-10' Season:300
High Series 09'-10':774
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Post by: RyanRPS on December 22, 2010, 08:23:36 AM
Ryan
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com
Edited on 12/22/2010 10:22 AM
Post by: OddBalls on December 22, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
Violets are blue
I like Seismic bowling balls
and you will too..
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Yes. it's I, the Inverted One..
Post by: Juggernaut on December 22, 2010, 11:33:40 AM
an 800 was almost un-lawful
but it came and came quick
cause he threw a Seismic
now his wallet and pockets are all full.
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Good transactions list in my profile
Post by: tomyo10 on December 22, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
You can absolutely never go wrong.
Urethane, you say?
It's even better today.
I should have been using this one all along.
Post by: Juggernaut on December 22, 2010, 12:13:58 PM
"Were there storms rolling in" they did wonder
then they saw the pins fall
and his new Seismic ball
and they knew that their pockets he'd plunder.
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Good transactions list in my profile
Post by: hjk246 on December 22, 2010, 02:35:55 PM
Not a good ball was striking accept a bright red Requime.
When down at the end lane arose such a matter,
A young man with an Aftermath was watching the pins shatter.
He walked out of the lanes with so much delight,
He said,"If you haven't tried Seismic your heads not on tight!"
Post by: krs99300 on December 24, 2010, 03:05:45 AM
who left ten pin after ten pins and bucket
after throwing his seismic
as said with a grin, "all the ten pins can suck it."
i will try again later after i try to clean up the other ones i made up
and without knowing i think i copied someone else''s
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Brunswick Advisory Staff Member
www.bowlwithbrunswick.com
www.sterlingbowl.com
Edited on 12/24/2010 5:05 AM
Edited on 12/24/2010 5:06 AM
Post by: i84e on December 24, 2010, 09:20:42 AM
Because it's called Seismic
If you'd never tried or heard of it
You should see when it hits the pins like a brick.
Post by: i84e on December 24, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
From the bowling balls' mighty hook
I spied to see what this could possibly be
Were my eyes playing tricks
Oh! It was the SEISMIC.
Post by: sevenpin63 on December 24, 2010, 10:09:36 AM
gave the world a cleismic
the new balls there molden
were better than golden
Now the other bowlers fearseismic.
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DON''''T TEMPT THE BOWLING GODS
Edited on 12/24/2010 9:38 PM
Post by: Keith Frye on December 24, 2010, 05:19:33 PM
His opponents were kicking his rear
To the pro shop he went
A few dollars he spent
His new Seismic made him cheer!!!
Post by: Keith Frye on December 24, 2010, 05:40:17 PM
Tonight Santa will fill his sleigh.
Epicenter, Aftermath,
Are the presents that I ask.
But any new Seismic is A-OK!!!
Post by: Keith Frye on December 24, 2010, 06:21:59 PM
I can still picture the scene
Tenth frame – no need to wonder
Everyone knew they’d hear the thunder
Of my Seismic striking machine!
Post by: Keith Frye on December 24, 2010, 06:35:54 PM
Like a San Francisco quake
They knew they would soon fall
He used a Seismic ball
And first prize is what was at stake
Post by: ericfox4 on December 24, 2010, 07:08:06 PM
Post by: tlyrpr7 on December 24, 2010, 07:30:36 PM
300 or die was his motto
Eleven strikes
The worst of his life
The aftermath was loco
Post by: RyanRPS on December 25, 2010, 03:03:15 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
Ryan
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Ryan Press - Seismic Staff Member
www.seismicbowling.com
Post by: sevenpin63 on December 25, 2010, 10:03:59 AM
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DON'T TEMPT THE BOWLING GODS