Sitting at the alley
Watching balls roll down the lanes
Spares, strikes, and turkeys
Gutters are such pain
The pin action is insane
A pocket shot with the ten pin standing
And of course he missed the spare
"The story of my life"
Mumbled the bowler despair
Only missed it by a hair
Crazy pick ups like 7-10 splits
And big hi-fives after every frame
Need the right ball for the right oil
To strive for that perfect game
That 300 ring engraved with its name
