i'm gonna help you out my man.
first, like everyone said, fight to get the code black back to "normal". detox and resurface and all that good stuff.
then, go to your local PSO and find out how much it would be to get both After Darks drilled, out the door price. then find a high end ball that will be similar in price to both the after darks combine. Then sell her on that price being the ball you want. once she OK's it, go back to your PSO to "get that ball", then call her from there and let her know you can essentially get two balls for the price of the one shes already expecting you to get. now you have two great balls that can work for you, since you said yourself you don't bowl on anything heavy.
now, there is a draw back, when you say you can essentially get two balls for the price you were expecting to pay for one, there's a chance she says "well why can't you get one of those two and spend half the amount". which is why you really have to sell the price of the one ball, really get it in her head thats how much will be spent.
thank me later