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BrooklynSlop

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SECRET Agent?
« on: July 28, 2006, 02:27:16 AM »
I heard a rumor of this ball being released in the near future by Storm. It's apparently got the Paradigm core with the pearlized Reactor coverstock. Anyone else heard of this??
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2006, 06:56:31 AM »
They need to make a ball that smells like good pu$$y! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spider Ball Bowler

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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2006, 03:42:41 PM »
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They need to make a ball that smells like good pu$$y! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG....that's the stupid thing I've ever heard, but for whatever reason I'm crying from laughing so hard....immaturity at it's finest..hahahaha NICE!
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2006, 03:50:44 PM »
The chocolate of the X Factor was great but where's the vanilla and strawberry? C'mon how can you make a banana split without vanilla and strawberry?

As for why they use the fruity smells, the chemical compounds that create these odors are very simple to make. Most belong to the same family of organics called ketones and they are made by simple reactions involving alcohols.

My favorites have been...

Trauma..cinnamon
Trauma ER...Black Cherry
X Factor...Chocolate
Hot Rod Hybrid and XFactor ReLoaded...Apple Pie

Gotta love it....
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2006, 04:01:35 PM »
Lol... Alcohol. Have one that smells like Jack. Possibly some other type of alcohol, liquor, or whiskey. Hmmm... Maybe, just maybe, they could make one with the smell of alcohol, liquor, or whiksey yet add in the "Willie Wonka and the Chocalate Factory" style. You can lick the ball!

Edited on 7/29/2006 3:57 PM
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2006, 05:06:57 PM »
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They need to make a ball that smells like good pu$$y! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG....that's the stupid thing I've ever heard, but for whatever reason I'm crying from laughing so hard....immaturity at it's finest..hahahaha NICE!



LOL!!! It was my intent to be stupid, immature, and funny all in one! Its actually my everyday sense of humor! Sad I know but, I have a hell of a time! Maybe I should start a thread and take a poll to see if people would by a ball that smells like pu$$y????? Maybe we should petition for one????

Since most bowlers spend more on beer than they do bowling, why dosent storm make an official ball for the regular league bowler. It smeels like beer and it goes long and snaps! LOL!!!!!
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bowlingmaniac017

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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2006, 05:10:04 PM »
<pre id=code><font face=courier size=2 id=code> They need to make a ball that smells like good pu$$y! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!![/code]

Lol... I was just thinking, which is never a good thing, and I thought up of a problem. If it smells like good PU$$Y... What happens if your buddy hasnt gotten any and has the Switch Grip? Those thumb holes are HUGH! Hopefully he wouldnt get to excited before league! LMAO!!

Edited on 7/29/2006 5:16 PM
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2006, 05:12:18 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!! You would catch him with the thumb hole filled with mayonaise he heisted from the snack bar!
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bowlingmaniac017

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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2006, 05:18:42 PM »
This is terrible! Hell... If theres a weight hole whats that considered? A lucky day?
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Re: SECRET Agent?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2006, 05:32:47 PM »
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This is terrible! Hell... If theres a weight hole whats that considered? A lucky day?


No, it would be considered a shocker! LOL!!!!!!
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