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Fluff E Bunnie

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I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« on: July 10, 2006, 11:17:47 PM »
Hi!

Since I have been really good and everything, can someone give me a Paradigm?!

Thanks!
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Fluff E Bunnie

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Re: I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2006, 02:43:01 PM »
I have a used Raven Quandary.
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shelley

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Re: I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2006, 03:00:00 PM »
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Well, I mean I have been good to others and that should mean that I should have karma coming back around to me


Your rewards are more eternal than that.  Karma is much more long-term.  I worry that your trying to cash in may negate some of the benefits that lots of good karma can have.

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While I know that this could inevitably lead to sloth and gluttony etc.,


Sloth, gluttony these are the tools of the Dusk Side.  Not quite as bad as anger, fear, and hatred, and the path they lead you down is more like an country road compared to the path of the Dark Side.

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Is that what I want?  Good question.  What I want is a 14lb Paradigm to try out.


And what happens if it's not what you want?  If you're not happy with it?  It isn't necessarily that anyone minds giving it to you, but better not to take the chance that you won't like it.  Maybe if you were asking for a Target Zone or something like that, we'd be more inclined to just give it to you.  An expensive ball like the Paradigm is a big risk, ya know?

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Fluff E Bunnie

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Re: I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2006, 03:15:36 PM »
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Your rewards are more eternal than that.  Karma is much more long-term.  I worry that your trying to cash in may negate some of the benefits that lots of good karma can have.


Crap!  You've found me out!

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Sloth, gluttony these are the tools of the Dusk Side.  Not quite as bad as anger, fear, and hatred, and the path they lead you down is more like an country road compared to the path of the Dark Side.


Fear leads to the Dark Side eh?  That sounds like New Trilogy blasphemy to me!  Get that CG Yoda out of my sight!

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And what happens if it's not what you want?  If you're not happy with it?  It isn't necessarily that anyone minds giving it to you, but better not to take the chance that you won't like it.  Maybe if you were asking for a Target Zone or something like that, we'd be more inclined to just give it to you.  An expensive ball like the Paradigm is a big risk, ya know?


I already have a Target Zone that I use as my spare toilet.  Yes, a Paradigm IS a risk.  However, in life you can only get big rewards if you take risks.  Granted, you would be taking the risk and I would be getting the reward...  But maybe the Karma reward is worth it?

Either that, or I am going to have to wipe the urine off of my Target Zone and take that out of a spin, and NO ONE wants that.

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Re: I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2006, 03:17:45 PM »
Or, you could give Mushtare sexual favors in exchange for his...
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Fluff E Bunnie

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Re: I Would Like a Paradigm Please
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2006, 03:30:10 PM »
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Or, you could give Mushtare sexual favors in exchange for his...



Like, ZOIKS Scoob!

Ok, I retract my request.
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