Luke, I hope you are being sarcastic. I was on the proshop staff for Storm. Same shop that Dave McKay was at before AMF sold out to Bowlmor. I learned the Storm equipment, and they make good equipment. Had customers that loved Brunswick brands, Ebonite brands, and Motiv. I now have 5 of Storm's latest balls. I now bowl in houses that are medium to medium light oil. With some small moves, I average the same with all 5 balls. No "Magic" balls for me. Haven't tried the dual block balls yet and since I am getting ready for knee surgery, we will see what new rocks they have when I get back.