Duke, I know that you are kidding around, but if you get a chance, you should really try one. You will like it. I just got one this past week-end. This ball is as good as stated by the reviews on this site. You also need to read the reviews on it on the Buddies Pro Shop site. Everyone is amazed at it's hit, back-end, back-end recovery, keeps pins low and carries corner pins well, and etc. I just received one from my oldest Son for Christmas and this ball does all they say it does.
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Brick