What I am reading is you want a smooth ball that SNAPS on the dry! Smooth and snap don't go together. LOL "Smoother" off the dry is the Second Dimension and a more violent look is the Rapid Fire or T-Road pearl.
Are they oiling the lanes in Cumberland now. I remember in my youth days going to White Oak and my ball was yelling at me, "DON'T YOU EVER THROW ME HERE AGAIN!" Man were they dry, my Red Pearl Hammer had a track in it after 9 games at the state tournament.