LOL!!! Dude....Really? I would love to have the slightly longer pattern on the left that you guys have! I could then at least score consistently.
You have no idea the amount of volume they put on the right-handers' side for us to navigate! By the end of the third game my strongest ball was not even turning to the pocket! It would hit the carry down and deflect as if I'd thrown a back-up ball!
Be thankful you at least have a decent "Look"!
I just bowled in Syracuse this past June. We brought six teams. In my group of six teams, the ONLY bowlers who scored well were the lefties!