Hey Jorge,
You know, once I bowled in the 3-game pro-am where a different pro would come to your pair and bowl on your "team", I beat Mike Aulby, Ryan Shafer and David Ozio in each game that they came to my lane.
Think I'm ready for a 900? Maybe Lucky thinks I am.
You know what, I think I am ready for that next step. Yes, THAT next step. I have thought about it long and hard and I am beginning to change my tune. I'm sorry to be changing my mindset mid-stream here and waver like this, but I'm afraid it's true. I am actually seeing Lucky's side here. Darnit!! I hate to admit I'm wrong!!!
I have been thinking all day about this. I believe that it can come true. I believe that it is possible since I have put myself in the frame of mind that this can happen. So, without further ado, here goes........................
[Cue dreamy music]........Today, when I leave work, I am going to head home for a round of golf, and my wife will not give me a word of grief about leaving her at home with a 3-week old infant and 2 dogs until 8:30pm. Then, when I come in the door at home, I will be met by Jessica Alba wearing nothing but my Peyton Manning jersey and some nail polish, and we will share a gourmet meal cooked by my wife, who really can't cook a lick. Next, I will go downstairs to the basement where Scarlett Johanssen, the PussyCat Dolls, and Beatrice Arthur will all be waiting for me to play strip billiards. Then, we will all snuggle on the couch and watch the documentary about the guy hanging out in the woods with the bears. And at the end when he gets torn to shreds, we will all laugh uncontrollably. For dessert, we will all go out for Italian ices with Yogi Bear, Guppy Troup, and the lead singer from Simply Red. As soon as we order, David Hasselhoff will emerge from the back of the store and treat us to the newest single off of his new compilation of love songs, titled "Call me
(K)night Rider".
I'll write tomorrow to let you know if since I thought this, it will assuredly come true, since I stepped out of my little box and through the door of what's possible.
--Chris
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"Enjoy every sandwich."
--a cancer-ridden Warren Zevon's reply to David Letterman's question of, "What have you learned from life?"
Edited on 7/19/2006 2:23 PM